Madrigal And Trulletta A Mock-Tragedy |
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Madrigal And Trulletta | ||
SCENE IV.
An apartment hung with black.Trulletta.
weeping over a coffin.
— Hail venerable ghost!
Hail heart-wept Manes of my murder'd sire!
O earth-wrong'd goodness!—in Newgatian cell,
That subterranean sepulchre of peace,
That home of horror, hideous nest of crimes,
Guilt's first sad stage in her dark road to hell,
Whose thick-barr'd, sunless passages for air
Do keep alive the wretch, that longs to die,
Was thy majestic eye-beam clos'd in gin;
In gin, that bliss, and bane of human life—
My sluicing eyes should pour such cataracts
Of ceaseless tears, as would redeluge earth,
And pickle the huge mass in human brine—
O all ye sleeping gods! why did you thus
Nod o'er your charge supine, and suffer one,
By copious swill of gin lethiferous?
Ye should have dash'd the untasted moisture from him—
But hence this prophanation! 'tis impiety
To question the just gods, since reason's line
Wants depth to sound th' Olympian will.
Hail heart-wept Manes of my murder'd lord!
In the 18th century, the inhabitants of Great Britain were very much addicted to drinking a liquid, call'd Geneva; or, according to its usual abbreviation, gin, which was a slow, but sure poison. They swallow'd it, as the Turks do opium, meerly for the sake of intoxication. The consumption of this liquid was so great, that some thousands of poisoners general, distinguish'd by the modest appellation of distillers, got their livelihood; nay, some of them amass'd immense fortunes by the composition of this inebriating spirit. So great was the skill of these chymical poisoners, that they could extract this intoxicating liquor from molosses, juniper-berries, turpentine; nay, I believe, had they set about it, from the upper leathers of old shoes; but the chief, and most beneficial principles, from which they could possibly draw this fatal juice, were wheat, barley, or other grain. In the years 1757 and 1758, on account of the real, or artificial scarcity of grain in England, these gentry were prohibited the use of it, which so affected the distillery, that, happily for the nation, several of its professors were obliged to leave off their pernicious trades, and launch into less destructive callings. During such prohibition it was remark'd, that human excrement, both a priori and a posteriori bore an advanced price, which might probably arise from the use of these fragrant materials in distillery. This conjecture is not at all unnatural, as bread and porter, after they have undergone the internal operations, must still retain some remaining part of their wheaten and malten qualities. For my part, I am almost confirm'd in this opinion, from the near analogy of flavour between gin, and that more solid species of excrement, on which the honour of knighthood hath been time immemorial conferr'd. After so long a note, it will be almost unnecessary to prove the truth and propriety of our author's stiling gin, the bliss and bane of human life; especially as drunkenness seems to be the primary happiness of the present age.
This note I have written partly for the present, and partly for the future tense.
Dr. Humbug.This seems to have been drawn from the following beautiful lines:
That were the world on fire, they might have drown'd
The wrath of heaven, and quench'd the mighty ruin.
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