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Thanks for this rescue Time; for thou hast won
In this more glory than the States have done
In all their Conquests; they have conquer'd Men,
But thou hast conquer'd that would conquer them,
Famine; and in this Parricide hast shown
A greater courage than their Acts dare own;
Thou'st slain thy eating Brother, 'tis a Fame
Greater than all past Heroes e're could claim:
Nor do I think thou could'st have conquer'd him
By force, it surely was by Stratagem.
There was a Dearth when he gave up the Ghost:
For, (on my life) his Stomack he ne're lost,
That never fail'd him, and without all doubt
Had he been victual'd he had still held out:
Howe're, it happen'd for the Nation well,
All fear of Famine now's impossible,
Since we have scap't his reign; Blest were my Rhymes,
Could they but prove, that for the peoples Crimes
He an atonement fell; for in him dy'd
More Bulls, and Rams, than in all times beside,
Though we the numbers of them all ingrost,
Offer'd with antique Piety, and Cost:
And 't might have well become the Peoples care
To have embowel'd him, if such there were,
Who, in respect of their Fore-fathers peace,
Would have attempted such a task as this,
For 'tis discreetly doubted he'll go hard
To eat up all his fellows i'th' Church yard:
Then, as from several parts each mangled Limb
Meet at the last, they all will rise in him;
And he (as once a Pleader) may arise
A general Advocate at the last Assize.

I wonder, Death durst venture on this prize,
His jaws more greedy were, and wide than his,
'Twas well he only was compos'd of Bone,
Had he been Flesh, this Eater had not gone;
Or had they not been empty Skelletons,
As sure as Death he'd crush't his Marrow bones;
And knockt 'em too, his stomack was so rise,
The Rogue lov'd Marrow, as he lov'd his life.

Behold! behold, O Brethren! you may see
By this late Object of Mortality,
'Tis not the lining of the Inward Man,
(Though ne're so soundly stuff't, and cramb'd) that can
Keep Life, and Soul together; for if that
Could have preserv'd him, he had kick't at Fate
With his High shooes, and liv'd to make a prey
Of Butchers stinking Offal to this day.

But he is gone, and 't had been excellent sport
When first he stalked into Pluto's Court,
Had one but seen with what an angry gust
The greedy Rasoal worried Cerberus;
I know he'd do't before he would retreat,
And, he and 's stomack are not parted yet;
But, that digested, how he'll do for meat
I can't imagine: for the Devil a bit
He'll purchase there, unless this tedious time
The tree of Tantalus was sav'd for him;
Should it prove so, no doubt he would rejoyce,
Spight of the Devil, and Hell's horrid noise.
But then, could 't not be touch't, 'twould prove a curse
Worse than the others, or he'd bear it worse:
Oh, would his Fortitude in suffering rise
So much in glory 'bove his Gluttonies,
That, rather than confess them to his Sire,
He would, like Porcia, swallow coals of Fire,
He might extinguish Hell, and, to prevent
Eternal pains, void ashes, and repent;
For, without that, his torments still would last,
It were damnation for him to fast.

But how had I been like to have forgot
My self, with raving of a thing is not,
Of his Eternity; I should condole
His Death, and Ruin, had he had a Soul:
But he had none: or 't was meer sensitive;
Nor could the gormundizing Beast out-live;
So that 't may properly of him be said,
Marriot the Eater of Grays-Inn is dead,
And is no more: Dear Jove; I thee intreat,
Send us no more such Eaters, or more Meat.