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Gulliveriana

or, a fourth volume of miscellanies. Being a Sequel of the Three Volumes published by Pope and Swift. To which is added, Alexanderiana; or, A Comparison between the Ecclesiastical and Poetical Pope. And many Things, in Verse and Prose, relating to the latter. With an ample Preface; and a Critique on the Third Volume of Miscellanies lately publish'd by those two facetious Writers [by Jonathan Smedley]
 

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A Lilliputian Ode; In Imitation of, and humbly Inscrib'd to, Captain Gulliver; sole Redivivor of the ancient Fescennine.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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A Lilliputian Ode; In Imitation of, and humbly Inscrib'd to, Captain Gulliver; sole Redivivor of the ancient Fescennine.

I

The Profund,
Wou'd you sift
To the Ground,
Follow Swift.

II

House of Van,
Mother Clud,
Made the Man
Fond of Mud.

III

Then Lord Cutt's
Filthy Strain!
From his Guts
Reach'd his Brain.

IV

And that same
Dame Harris
To his Fame,
A Bar is.

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V

So vulgar,
Scrubby writ
Is her Pray'r,
In low Wit.

VI

Then Whiston:
And Ditton:
That pist on;
This shit on.

VII

Eccho too!
Nasty Verse!
Things so true
To rehearse.

VIII

Then Durfy!
And Flestrin;
O Scurvy!
Dull Jesting!

IX

But to Sink
All these show,
With one's Ink,
Deep below.

X

And Dean Swift,
Left hath us
Useful Gift!
True BATHOS.
 

Had the Captain attended to his Roman Learning, instead of his New-invented Figure the Infantine, he had used the old Word Fescennine, which imports what the Captain intends, and expresses the true Roman Lullabie. The Metre of this Fescennine, was the same with the Captain's Quinbus Flestrine, and it consisted of one Foot of Three Syllables, which was called Amphibrachys; in which Measure the Romans sung Bawdy Ballads, and lewd wedding Songs. From this Remark, the Reader is desired to observe, that Mr. Philips is clear of the Infantine or Fescennine, charg'd on him by the Captain, in the Bathos, altho' he never wrote one Line in that Measure in his Life; and it is as plain, that the Captain is the sole Redivivor of this Fescennine or Infantine, in our Days; nothing of the Sort having appear'd, except Quinbus Flestrin, since Sir John Suckling, who imitated Herbert, who imitated Withers, who imitated Boethius, who imitated Ausonius, who imitated Seneca, the Tragedian; all ---! from Statius down to Swift, dull Imitators of Anacreon.