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To ye Tune that peg's gone ouer ye sea with a soldr.
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- O all yee young ladies of merry England 1 (1)
- That haue been to kisse ye Dutches hand 2 (2)
- I pray you enquire ye next time you goe 3 (3)
- for a noble Italian calld seignior Dildo. 4 (4)
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- This seignior Dildoe was ye cheife of ye Traine 5 (5)
- That came to conduct her ouer ye Maine 6 (6)
- I could not in conscience but let you all knowe 7 (7)
- The Happy arriuall of signior Dildoe 8 (8)
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- A<t> ye signe of ye crosse in St James-street 9 (9)
- When next you endeauour to make yr selfe sweat[7] 10 (10)
- By Buying of powder Gloues Essence or soe 11 (11)
- You may chance get a sight of signior Dildoe 12 (12)
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- Youle take him at first for noe person of Note 13 (13)
- Because hee'l appeare in a plaine leather Coate 14 (14)
- But when you his Vertuous abilities knowe 15 (15)
- Youle fall doune & Worship this signior Dildoe 16 (16)
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- This signior dwelt once with ye Countesse of Ralph 17 (29)
- & from all ye fierce[8] Harry's preserued her safe 18 (30)
- She had almost smother'd Him under her pillowe 19 (31)
- 'Tis a Barbarous Nation quoth signior Dildoe 20 (32)
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- My Lady Southaske Heauen prosper her fort 21 (17)
- first cloathed Him in satin & sent him to Court 22 (18)
- When scarse in ye Circle his face he durst shew 23 (19)
- Soe modest a Youth was this signior Dildoe. 24 (20)
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- My good Lady suffolk thinking noe harme 25 (21)
- Had hid this poore stranger under her Arme 26 (22)
- Lady Betty by chance came this secret to know 27 (23)
- & from her owne Mother stool signior Dildoe 28 (24)
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- Her Dutifull daughter whom dearly she loued 29 (24.1)
- with teares in her Eyes shee gently reproued 30 (24.2)
- O lamentable Betty why did you doe soe 31 (24.3)
- I prethee restore me my signior Dildoe. 32 (24.4)
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- pray pardon me Madam quoth Lady Betty. 33 (24.5)
- I'me not such an Asse as you take me to bee 34 (24.6)
- for all yo're my mother Il haue you to know 35 (24.7)
- You shall giue me a prick or I'le keep your Dildoe 36 (24.8)
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- St Albans with wrinkles & smiles in his face 37 (57)
- Whose kindnes to strangers becomes his High place 38 (58)
- In coach & six Horses is gone to pergoe 39 (59)
- to take ye fresh aire with signior Dildoe 40 (60)
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- The Maidens of Honor rood to ye sea side 41 (36.1)
- In comely behauiour to meet ye new Bride 42 (36.2)
- Wh<e>re noe on regarded poore Prince Rinaldoe 43 (36.3)
- But all fell a scratching for signior Dildoe 44 (36.4)
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- Red Howard Red Sheldon & Temple soe tall 45 (49)
- Complain of his Absence thus long from whitehall 46 (50)
- But Sir Barnard has promised a journey to Goe 47 (51)
- & bring back his Contriman signior Dildoe 48 (52)
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- Doll Howard no more with his Highnes shall range 49 (53)
- Wee'l profer her therefore this Civill exchange 50 (54)
- Her teeth being rotten she smells best belowe 51 (55)
- & needs must be fitter for signior Dildoe 52 (56)
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- The Dutches of late hath heard a report 53 (56.1)
- That Catzo had Divers intreagues in ye Court 54 (56.2)
- To preserue her maids from him has order'd it soe 55 (56.3)
- That each Maid of Honor should haue signior Dildoe 56 (56.4)
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- This signior is sound safe ready & Dumbe 57 (73)
- As euer was Candle finger or Thumbe 58 (74)
- Then away with these Nastie deuices to show 59 (75)
- How you'le rate ye Just Merits of signior Dildoe 60 (76)
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- If he were but well used by ye Citizen fopps 61 (61)
- Hee'd keep their fine wiues from ye foremen of ye shops 62 (62)
- But ye rascall<s> deserue their Hornes should still growe 63 (63)
- For burning ye Pope & his Nephew Dildoe 64 (64)
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- When steward & Harvy doe meet & debate 65 (64.1)
- In private of mighty affaires of ye state 66 (64.2)
- They alwaies admitt to make up ye Junto 67 (64.3)
- A trustie Butler & signior Dildoe 68 (64.4)
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- Tom Killegrews wife ye faire flower of dort 69 (65)
- At ye sight of this stranger did boeth fart & <s>nort 70 (66)
- & more of her Ciuill Dutch breeding to showe 71 (67)
- Cry'ed Welcome to Ningland Myn heer Van Dildoe 72 (68)
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- He Ciuilly went to ye Cockpit on night 73 (69)
- & offerd his seruice to faire Mm Knight 74 (70)
- Quoth she I intreague it with Captaine Catzo 75 (71)
- Your Nose in mine Arse then quoth signior Dildoe 76 (72)
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- Lord Almoner Howard a Tu Quoque of Rome 77 (28.25)
- Doth usher in all ye young Ladies that Come 78 (28.26)
- & if that Italian they chance not to knowe 79 (28.27)
- He interprets between them & signior Dildoe 80 (28.28)
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- He hath ma<n>y preferments in church & in state 81 (28.29)
- For he gouerns ye Conscience of gracious Queen Kate 82 (28.30)
- & Though in ye pulpit his parts he nere showe 83 (28.31)
- He is father Confessor to signior Dildoe 84 (28.32)
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- Our Delicate Dutchesses haue got a Trick 85 (33)
- To be fond of a fool for ye sake of his Prick 86 (34)
- How ye fopps were undone if their Graces did knowe 87 (35)
- The discretion & Vigour of signior Dildoe 88 (36)
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- The stiffe stalking lord with his hugh limber prick 89 (40.1)
- Has shut himselfe up & pretends to be sick 90 (40.2)
- Cause Cleauland resolues ye King shall Bestowe 91 (40.3)
- Her son Eustans Blew ribbon on signior Dildoe 92 (40.4)
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- A Number of prick<s> who were welcome before 93 (81)
- Being snubed by ye porter & shut out of Dore 94 (82)
- Maliciously waited his comeing to knowe 95 (83)
- & inhumanly set upon signior Dildoe. 96 (84)
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- From this barbarous rabble this stranger did fly 97 (85)
- All along the palmall they follow full cry 98 (86)
- The weomen concerned out of euery Window 99 (87)
- Cryed Oh for God sake saue Signior Dildoe 100 (88)
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- But my good Lady Sandes burst into a laughter 101 (89)
- To see how ye Ballocks came wambling after — 102 (90)
- & had not their weight o're headed ye foe 103 (91)
- In deed 'thad gone hard with signior Dildoe 104 (92)
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- Lord Newport who with his old sencelesse laugh 105 (92.01)
- To Brunkard & Denham owes his white staffe 106 (92.02)
- Will still be a fumbling but Howard Cries oh 107 (92.03)
- Let alone your weak prick giue me ye Dildoe 108 (92.04)
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- In to Yorke house at last for protection he fleed 109 (92.1)
- He knew himselfe safe with a Nation well bread 110 (92.2)
- & ye Count d'Gramount by ye Marques de Angeau 111 (92.3)
- To his Countesse at paris sent Signior Dildoe 112 (92.4)
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