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Appendix B. Hand-Written Inscriptions

[On my dear Liza I this Book bestow]

Oct. 12. 1723.
On my dear Liza I this Book bestow
That she in Heav'nly piety may grow
May she begin on Earth betimes to mind
The Heav'n where she will all her wishes find
May her young soul become the holy spouse
Of the Lord whom her Lovely mother chose

[Written on the Title Page of A Monumental Gratitude]

Soon as the Muse beheld these lines, She said,
The Members are preserv'd: But ah, the Head!
Poor Lads! the Storm has whirl'd your Brains around;
And all the Sense is ship-wrack'd in the SOUND.

The Pidgeon Py. A Poem in Imitation of the Monumental Gratitude.

Hark, Stygian Muse; the Noise and discord dire,
Of Heated Ovens, and of Crackling Fire,
While Smoke, and Soot, and falling Sticks of Wood,
And Scattering Coal, and foaming Pidgeons Blood,

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With hideous Riot all deform the Floor,
Rage, fury, firebrands, bellowing outrage, roar.
Reason and Sense avaunt, the py appears,
And charms at once Touch, Eyes, Nose, Mouth, and Ears.
Fall on, Huzza! Break down the Bulwarks Strong
Let Gravy gush and pidgeons Sprawl along.
Salt, pepper, Butter, Marrow, flesh and Bones,
Mix in the Mouth while Spoons encounter Spoons
Forks rush at Forks, and plates on plates resound,
Knives Knives repell, and crust recrackles round.
War, tumult, Havock, Sputt'ring, Out-cries. ...
[text indecipherable] ******* Crickets, *
[text indecipherable] ** of *****
Reach to the roof and [indecipherable] ** the * air
Wine, [indecipherable], beer, their Foamy Fellows all,
Tankards on Tankards flour, and Bowl on Bowl,
Impetuous fire, but the [indecipherable] ** worst,
[indecipherable] * Glasses crash, and Broken bottles Burst.
But then my song shall later a Mount remain,
As long as ** the plain.
The Table totters, till the * at once
Crash to the Floor in one amazing Bounce.