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A ROMAN ROUND-ROBIN

This piece of flippancy first appeared in the Spectator for 13th November 1875, and was pleasantly rallied in a later number by the present Laureate, Mr. Alfred Austin.

(“HIS FRIENDS” TO QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS)

“Hæc decies repetita [non] placebit.” —Ars Poetica.

Flaccus, you write us charming songs;
No bard we know possesses
In such perfection what belongs
To brief and bright addresses;
No man cay say that Life is short
With mien so little fretful;
No man to Virtue's paths exhort
In phrases less regretful;
Or touch, with more serene distress,
On Fortune's ways erratic;
And then delightfully digress
From Alp to Adriatic:
All this is well, no doubt, and tends
Barbarian minds to soften;
But, Horace—we, we are your friends—
Why tell us this so often?

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Why feign to spread a cheerful feast,
And then thrust in our faces
These barren scraps (to say the least)
Of Stoic common-places?
Recount, and welcome, your pursuits:
Sing Lydë's lyre and hair;
Sing drums and Berecynthian flutes;
Sing parsley-wreaths; but spare,—
O, spare to sing, what none deny,
That things we love decay;
That Time and Gold have wings to fly;—
That all must Fate obey!
Or bid us dine—on this day week—
And pour us, if you can,
As soft and sleek as girlish cheek,
Your inmost Cæcuban;—
Of that we fear not overplus;
But your didactic ‘tap’—
Forgive us!—grows monotonous;
Nunc vale! Verbum sap.