The Probationary Odes of Jonathan Pindar, Esq A cousin of Peter's, and candidate for the post of Poet Laureat to the C. U. S. In two parts |
ODE III.
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ODE III.
TO THE SAME.
Jonathan correcteth a general Error.—Propagateth a new Gospel-Salvation.—Warneth of false prophets; and concludeth with a modern Athanasian Creed, for the Benefit of good Believers.
Utilium tardus provisor, prodigus æris,
Sublimis, cupidæsque, et amata relinquere pernix.
Hor.
Sublimis, cupidæsque, et amata relinquere pernix.
Hor.
Fame is a Lyar, and Reports of old,
Were held to be of her vile fabrication:
A dif'rent Story in our days is told:
Reports the Gospel are of our Salvation.
Were held to be of her vile fabrication:
A dif'rent Story in our days is told:
Reports the Gospel are of our Salvation.
“Believe ME and be sav'd, saith the Reporter,
“Nor seek my sacred myst'ries to unravel.”
The Presbyterian Catechism Shorter
Contains not more young Cloddy-poles to gravel.
“Nor seek my sacred myst'ries to unravel.”
The Presbyterian Catechism Shorter
Contains not more young Cloddy-poles to gravel.
Ask ye why Laws, and Constitution too,
In vain prescribe modes of appropriation?
Have Laws or Constitution ought to do,
To change the course of HIS Predestination !
In vain prescribe modes of appropriation?
Have Laws or Constitution ought to do,
To change the course of HIS Predestination !
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Say, were not these first pre-ordain'd by HIM
'Tis sitting then his will should both control,
And if perchance thro' blunder, or thro' whim,
They err, his will must rectify the whole.
'Tis sitting then his will should both control,
And if perchance thro' blunder, or thro' whim,
They err, his will must rectify the whole.
Stick then, I pray you, Sirs, to the Report;
Regard its Dictates more than sacred writ;
To Law, or Constitution why resort!
Stretch it, or tear it, if it will not fit.
Regard its Dictates more than sacred writ;
To Law, or Constitution why resort!
Stretch it, or tear it, if it will not fit.
But when Reports from other quarters come,
Such may be deem'd Apocryphal no doubt!
Fail not at once to beat th' Allarum Drum;
And 'gainst false Prophets make a goodly rout.
Such may be deem'd Apocryphal no doubt!
Fail not at once to beat th' Allarum Drum;
And 'gainst false Prophets make a goodly rout.
To pious folks who borrow others' Creeds,
These articles of faith I recommend,
Just tell them—as good Catholics their Beads;
Nor in Debate your precious time mispend:
These articles of faith I recommend,
Just tell them—as good Catholics their Beads;
Nor in Debate your precious time mispend:
“To Britain vain is all your opposition;
“Sooner shall herds of Mice a Lion fright:
“Your only claim to favor, is submission,
“She'l grant to that, what she denies to right.
“Sooner shall herds of Mice a Lion fright:
“Your only claim to favor, is submission,
“She'l grant to that, what she denies to right.
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“Though like a Russian bridegroom she hath tried
“Her utmost strength upon your corporation
“Those stripes which decorate your tender hide,
“Are but love-tokens, for your consolation.
“Her utmost strength upon your corporation
“Those stripes which decorate your tender hide,
“Are but love-tokens, for your consolation.
“Nay, though like any Hottentotish Priest
“She hath bep'st you, till you smoke again,
“Doubt not 'tis holy water, at the least,
“That purifies you from each former stain.
“She hath bep'st you, till you smoke again,
“Doubt not 'tis holy water, at the least,
“That purifies you from each former stain.
“Une foi, une loi, un Roi! be that your text:
“Let mighty Quimbus be all three in one;
“With thinking you no more need be perplext,
“Suffice it that you say—Thy will be done!”
“Let mighty Quimbus be all three in one;
“With thinking you no more need be perplext,
“Suffice it that you say—Thy will be done!”
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