PREFACE.
The atrocities constituting this “cold collation” 
of diabolisms are taken mainly from various 
Californian journals. They are cast in the American 
language, and liberally enriched with unintelligibility. 
If they shall prove incomprehensible on this 
side of the Atlantic, the reader can pass to the other 
side at a moderately extortionate charge. In the 
pursuit of my design I think I have killed a good 
many people in one way and another; but the reader 
will please to observe that they were not people worth 
the trouble of leaving alive. Besides, I had the interests 
of my collaborator to consult. In writing, 
as in compiling, I have been ably assisted by my 
scholarly friend Mr. Satan; and to this worthy 
gentleman must be attributed most of the views 
herein set forth. While the plan of the work is 
partly my own, its spirit is wholly his; and this 
illustrates the ascendancy of the creative over the 
merely imitative mind. Palmam qui meruit ferat— 
I shall be content with the profit.