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EPIGRAM,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

EPIGRAM,

On seeing an old spar and chain sticking out of the church belfry for several weeks.

Ye churchmen, cease awhile your prayer,
And listen to my rhyme;
I'll make a proposition fair
Just in the “nick of time.”
For six long weeks, or thereabout,
Relieved against the sky,
I 've seen a spar and chain stick out
Far up the steeple high.
Now I debated in my mind
What good that spar could do,
But not divining, tried to find
Some use to put it to.
So to the chain you'll add a crook,
And bait it well with evil,
And I will lay, sirs, that you'll hook
That graceless wight, the d---l.
Now for a bait I 've one in view
That no fiend can resist.—
Should not the proposition do,
Pray keep the matter whist.