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THE REMONSTRANCE. TO THREE YOUNG LADIES, Miss J. P. Trench, Miss Ann Trench, and Miss Nugent,

WHO DECLARED THEMSELVES DYING, FROM THE FATIGUE OF A BALL, AND INSISTED UPON SOME VERSES TO THEIR MEMORY.

MDCCLXXI.
For mercy's sake, ladies!—how can you impose
A task of this nature on me?
'Tis clear past a doubt, and what every one knows,
I hold not the Muses in fee.
I have courted them sometimes, 'tis true, but in vain,
They ne'er would indulge my request;
They mock'd my addresses, derided my pain,
And turn'd all my prayers to a jest.
The subject too, truly! supposing you dead
An elegy I must indite!
The town would all swear, I was turn'd in my head;
The town, at least, once would be right.

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But grant me dispos'd with your wish to agree,
I deal not in fiction nor art;
How then could I furnish description for three,
Where each is supreme in desert?
Of goddesses, graces, and many such more
Trite fancies 'twere easy to speak;
And roses, and lilies, and dimples good store,
And Cupid's bedecking each cheek.
The sex, tho' I stripp'd, as most sonneteers do,
And all in your persons combin'd,
Tho' I, and some others, might feel it full true,
Yet you would continue still blind.
Admit now sweet Nancy's perfections I sung,
What more could for Fanny be writ?
And, Jenny! thy praises must die on my tongue,
Unless I could borrow thy wit.
'Mongst brothers and beauties, affection is rare,
All ages and nations attest;
But concord and friendship, this let me declare,
Here mutually glow in each breast.

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Long blessing and bless'd then, O! may you survive,
Still greater enjoyments to prove;
New pleasures from yours, my fond heart shall derive,
Then take me a fourth in your love.