THE MAID OF HONOR
YOU and the ushers will then be introduced to the bridesmaids and the
maid of honor. As you meet this latter young lady, who is the bride's
older sister and, of course, your partner for the remainder of the
wedding festivities, she will say, "The best man? Well, they say that
the best man wins . . . Ha! Ha! Ha!" This puts her in class G 6 without
further examination, and your only hope of prolonging your life
throughout the next two days lies in the frequent and periodic
administration of stimulants.