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The press, or literary chit-chat

A Satire [by J. H. Reynolds]

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Next in hand came Frye and More,

I am not aware that Mrs. Frye is an author—but she, however, has made herself a sufficiently public character to excuse the slight notice I have taken of her in my poem. Her labours in the cause of gaol reform have, I am told, been eminently successful, and render her deserving of the thanks of the community. I cannot, however, help thinking hers a somewhat dangerous example—especially to young ladies. The female sex have of late become far too fond of display, and are too apt to seek for that applause from crowded anniversary meetings which they ought alone to look for from their fathers, husbands, or brothers. The great merit of Mrs. F. is the unassuming manner in which she commenced her praiseworthy labours; and doubtless she regrets as much as myself the (if I may be allowed the expression) unfeminine publicity since given to them.

I must confess I have no patience when I see our females forming themselves into societies, committees, &c. &c. whether for the purpose of clothing naked infants, erecting naked statues, distributing bibles or blankets, or collecting weekly pence for the support of all or any of these purposes. The objects themselves may be—many no doubt are good—but I fear very dearly purchased when at the risk of rendering our fair companions familiar with vice and publicity. Let every female be a Dorcas, but away with the canting institutions where ladies-patronesses, committee-women, &c. figure away in printed display with such additions as Miss A. three bedgowns—Miss B. seven shifts—Miss C. two frocks—Mrs. D. a bundle of old baby-linen—Mrs. E. a parcel of old rags, &c.

Mrs. More hath written much; and must now have attained a venerable old age. Pleasing must be the recollections of her well-spent life. Though her last work is the very acmé of slang-theological, it certainly strikes me as her best, and the most likely to become generally useful.


No sign of rank or pomp they bore;
They paid their vows with air profound
To great king Gog in duty bound,
Then hasten'd from the splendid scene,
Fearing it might pollute their mien.