The works of Mr. Thomas Brown Serious and Comical, In Prose and Verse; In four volumes. The Fourth Edition, Corrected, and much Enlarged from his Originals never before publish'd. With a key to all his Writings |
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An Imitation of Uxor vade foras. In Mart. l. ii. Ep. 105.
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Sweet Spouse, you must presently troop and be gone,(Or fairly submit to your betters;)
Unless for the Faults that are past, you attone,
I must knock off my Conjugal Fetters.
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When at Night I am paying the Tribute of Love,(You know well enough what's my Meaning,)
You scorn to assist my Devotion, or move,
As if all the while you were dreaming.
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At Cribbage and Put, and All Fours I have seenA Porter more Passion expressing,
Than thou, wicked Kate, in the rapturous Scene,
And the Height of the amorous Blessing.
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Then say I to my self, is my Wife made of Stone,Or does the old Serpent possess her;
Better Motion and Vigor by far might he shown
By dull Spouse of a German Professor?
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So Kate take Advice, and reform in good Time,And while I'm performing my Duty,
Come in for your Club, and repent of the Crime
Of paying all Scores with your Beauty,
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All day thou mayst cant, and look grave as a Nun,And run after Burgess the surly;
Or see that the Family business be done,
And chide all thy Servants demurely.
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But when you're in Bed with your Master and King,That Tales out of School ne're does trumpet,
Move, riggle, heave, pant, clip me round like a Ring,
In short, be as lewd as a Strumpet.
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