Mark Twain, Hartford, CT., to Horace Russell, 1882 Dec 12
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Hartford,
Dec. 12/82.
My Dear Judge Russell-
Woodford [illeg.] wrote me, & I
answered; result, this arrangement:
5th Regular toast:
Woman — God bless her!
Response by Mark Twain.
You see, I never use any name but my
nom de guerre on public occasions.)
Woodford says that if President
aArthur is not on hand, I'll be No.
5 — otherwise I am to be No. 6. It
gives me the belly-ache to wait long with
a speech in my bowels.
I threw aside all my other sub-
jects — they were too solemn. As
this is to be my last speech, with the
exception of one next August which
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old, I thought I would like to
wind up with an obituary
with the right amount of non-
sense in it.
Truly yours,
SL Clemens
Mark Twain, Hartford, CT., to Horace Russell, 1882 Dec 12
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