 | The Love-Chase |  |
ACT III.
SCENE I.
—A Room in Widow Green's.Enter Master Waller, following Lydia.
Wal.
But thou shalt hear me, gentle Lydia.
Sweet maiden, thou art frighten'd at thyself!
Thy own perfections 'tis that talk to thee.
Thy beauty rich!—Thy richer grace!—thy mind,
More rich again than that, though richest each!
Except for these, I had no tongue for thee,
Eyes for thee!—ears!—had never follow'd thee!
Had never loved thee, Lydia!—Hear me!—
Lydia.
Love
Should seek its match.—No match am I for thee.
Wal.
Right! Love should seek its match; and that is, love
Or nothing! Station—fortune—find their match
In things resembling them. They are not love!
Comes love—that subtle essence, without which
Life were but leaden dulness!—weariness!
A plodding trudger on a heavy road!—
Comes it of title-deeds which fools may boast?
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O, no! It comes of hearts to hearts attracted
By irresistible affinity.
You reason right! Yes; love should seek its match—
Then, Lydia, give my love its match in thine,
And make me lord of happiness, so rich
As monarchs have no thought of on their thrones,
Though kingdoms bear them up.
Lydia.
Wast thou a monarch,
Me wouldst thou make thy queen?
Wal.
I would.
Lydia.
What!—Pass
A princess by for me?
Wal.
I would.
Lydia.
Suppose
Thy subjects would prevent thee?
Wal.
Then, in spite
Of them!
Lydia.
Suppose they were too strong for thee?
Wal.
Why then, I'd give them up my throne—content
With that thou'dst yield me in thy gentle breast.
Lydia.
Can subjects do what monarchs do?
Wal.
Far more!
Far less!
Lydia.
Among those things, where more their power,
Is marriage one?
Wal.
Yes.
Lydia.
And no part of love,
You say, is rank or wealth?
Wal.
No part of love.
Lydia.
Is marriage part of love?
Wal.
At times it is,
At times is not. Men love and marry—love
And marry not.
Lydia.
Then have they not the power;
So must they, hapless, part with those they love!
Wal.
O no! not part! How could they love and part?
Lydia.
How could they love not part, not free to wed?
Wal.
Alone in marriage doth not union lie!
Lydia.
Alone where hands are free!—O yes—alone!
Love that is love, bestoweth all it can!
It is protection, if 'tis anything,
Which nothing in its object leaves exposed
Its care can shelter.—Love that's free to wed,
Not wedding, but profanes the name of love;
Which is, on warrant higher far than Earth's,
For Heaven sat approving at its feast,
A holy thing!—Why make you love to me?
Women whose hearts are free, by nature tender,
Their fancies hit by those they are besought by,
Will first impressions quickly—deeply take;
And, balk'd in their election, have been known
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A broken heart! to barter her young love,
And find she changed it for a counterfeit!
Wal.
If there is truth in man, I love thee!—Hear me!
In wedlock, families claim property.
Old notions, which we needs must humour, often
Bar us to wed where we are forced to love!
Thou hear'st?
Lydia.
I do.
Wal.
My family is proud;
Our ancestor, whose arms we bear, achieved
An earldom by his deeds. 'Tis not enough
I please myself!—I must please others, who
In wealth and station only see desert.
Thou hear'st?
Lydia.
I do.
Wal.
I cannot marry thee,
And must I lose thee?—Do not turn away!
Without the altar I can honour thee!
Can cherish thee, nor swear it to the priest;
For more than life I love thee!
Lydia.
Say thou hatest me,
And I'll believe thee!—Wherein differs love
From hate, to do the work of hate—destroy?
Thy ancestor won title by his deeds!
Was one of them, to teach an honest maid
The deed of sin—first steal her love, and then
Her virtue? If thy family is proud,
Mine, sir, is worthy! if we are poor, the lack
Of riches, sir, is not the lack of shame,
That I should act a part, would raise a blush,
Nor fear to burn an honest brother's cheek!
Thou wouldst share a throne with me!—Thou wouldst rob me of
A throne!—reduce me from dominion to
Base vassalage!—pull off my crown for me,
And give my forehead in its place a brand!
You have insulted me.—To show you, sir,
The heart you make so light of, you are beloved—
But she that tells you so, tells you beside
She ne'er beholds you more!
[Goes out.
Wal.
Stay, Lydia!—No!—
'Tis vain! She is in virtue resolute,
As she is bland and tender in affection!
No mood but well becomes her—yea, adorns her.
She turns unsightly anger into beauty!
Sour scorn grows sweetness, touching her sweet lips!
And indignation, lighting on her brow,
Transforms to brightness as the cloud to gold
That overhangs the sun! I love her!—Ay!
And all the throes of serious passion feel
At thought of losing her!—so, my light love,
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Her soul has metamorphosed—made a thing
Of solid thoughts and wishes—I must have her!
Enter Widow Green, unnoticed by Waller, who continues abstracted.
W. Green.
What!—Master Waller, and contemplative!
Presumptive proof of love! Of me he thinks!
Revolves the point “to be or not to be!”
“To be!” by all the triumphs of my sex!
There was a sigh! My life upon't, that sigh,
If construed, would translate “Dear Widow Green!”
Wal.
Enchanting woman!
W. Green.
That is I!—most deep
Abstraction, sure concomitant of love.
Now could I see his busy fancy's painting,
How should I blush to gaze upon myself!
Wal.
The matchless form of woman! The choice culling
Of the aspiring artist, whose ambition
Robs Nature to out-do her—the perfections
Of her rare various workmanship combines
To aggrandize his art at Nature's cost,
And make a paragon!
W. Green.
Gods! how he draws me!
Soon as he sees me at my feet he falls!
Good Master Waller!
Wal.
Ha! The Widow Green!
W. Green.
He is confounded!—So am I. O dear!
How catching is emotion.—He can't speak!
O beautiful confusion! Amiable
Excess of modesty with passion struggling!
Now comes he to declare himself, but wants
The courage.—I must help him.—Master Waller!
Enter Sir Wiliam Fondlove.
Sir Wil.
Dear Widow Green!
W. Green.
Sir William Fondlove!
Wal.
Thank
My lucky stars!
[Aside.
W. Green.
I would he had the gout,
And kept his room! [Aside.]
You're welcome, dear Sir William!
'Tis very, very kind of you to call.
Sir William Fondlove—Master Waller. Pray
Be seated, gentlemen.—He shall requite me
For his untimely visit. Though the nail
Be driven home, it may want clinching, yet,
To make the hold complete! For that, I'll use him.
[Aside.
You're looking monstrous well, Sir William! and
No wonder. You're a mine of happy spirits!
Some women talk of such and such a style
Of features in a man.—Give me good humour;
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And makes the face, where beauty is already,
Quite irresistible!
Sir Wil.
That's hitting hard.
[Aside.
Dear Widow Green, don't say so! On my life
You flatter me.—You almost make me blush!
W. Green.
I durst not turn to Master Waller now,
Nor need I.—I can fancy how he looks!
I warrant me he scowls on poor Sir William,
As he could eat him up.—I must improve
His discontent; and, so, make sure of him.
[Aside.
I flatter you, Sir William! O, you men!
You men, that talk so meek, and all the while
Know your own power so well! Now who would think
You had a marriageable daughter! You
Must sure have married young.
Sir Wil.
A boy!—a boy!
Who knew not his own mind.
W. Green.
Your daughter 's twenty.
Come, you at least were twenty when you married;
That makes you forty.
Sir Wil.
O dear! Widow Green.
W. Green.
Not forty?
Sir Wil.
Nay, you quite embarrass me!
I own I have the feelings of a boy,
The freshness and the glow of spring-time, yet,—
The relish, yet, for my young school-days' sports;
Could whip a top—could shoot at taw—could play
At prison-bars and leap-frog—if I might—
Not with a limb, perhaps, as supple, but
With quite as supple will.—Yet I confess
To more than forty!
W. Green.
Do you say so? Well,
I'll never guess a man's age by his looks
Again.—Poor Master Waller! He must writhe
To hear I think Sir William is so young.
I'll turn his visit yet to more account.
[Aside.
A handsome ring, Sir William, that you wear!
Sir Wil.
Pray look at it.
W. Green.
The mention of a ring
Will take his breath away.
Wal.
She must be mine
Whate'er her terms!
[Aside.
W. Green.
I'll steal a look at him!
Wal.
What! though it be the ring?—the marriage ring?
If that she sticks at, she deserves to wear it!
Oh, the debate which love and prudence hold!
[Aside.
W. Green.
How highly he is wrought upon!—His hands
Are clench'd!—I warrant me his frame is shaking!
Poor Master Waller! I have fill'd his heart
Brimful with passion for me.—The delight
Of proving thus my power!
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Dear Widow Green!—
She hears not! How the ring hath set her thinking!
I'll try and make her jealous. [Aside.]
—Widow Green!
W. Green.
Sir William Fondlove!
Sir Wil.
Would you think that ring
Could tell a story?
W. Green.
Could it? Ah, Sir William!
I fear you are a rogue!
Sir Wil.
O no!
W. Green.
You are!
Sir Wil.
No, on my honour! Would you like to hear
The story of the ring?
W. Green.
Much,—very much.
Sir Wil.
Think'st we may venture draw our chairs apart
A little more from Master Waller?
W. Green.
Yes.
He'll bring it to a scene! Dear—Dear Sir William,
How much I am obliged to him! A scene!
Gods, we shall have a scene!—Good Master Waller,
Your leave I pray you for a minute, while
Sir William says a word or two to me.
He durst not trust his tongue for jealousy!
[Aside.
Now, dear Sir William!
Sir Wil.
You must promise me
You will not think me vain.
W. Green.
No fear of that.
Sir Wil.
Nor given to boast.
W. Green.
O! dear Sir William!
Sir Wil.
Nor
A flirt!
W. Green.
O! who would take you for a flirt?
Sir Wil.
How very kind you are!
W. Green.
Go on, Sir William.
Sir Wil.
Upon my life, I fear you'll think me vain!
I'm cover'd with confusion at the thought
Of what I've done. 'Twas very, very wrong
To promise you the story of the ring;
Men should not talk of such things.
W. Green.
Such as what?
As ladies' favours?
Sir Wil.
'Pon my life, I feel
As I were like to sink into the earth.
W. Green.
A lady then it was that gave it you?
Sir Wil.
Don't ask me to say yes, but only scan
The inside of the ring. How much she's moved.
[Aside.
Wal.
They to each other company enough!
I, company for no one but myself.
I'll take my leave, nor trouble them to pay
The compliments of parting. Lydia! Lydia!
[Goes out.
W. Green.
What's here? “Eliza!”—So it was a lady!
How wondrously dear Master Waller bears it.
He surely will not hold much longer out.
[Aside.
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Your eyes upon the ground? What an it were
A lady?
Sir Wil.
You're not angry?
W. Green.
No!
Sir Wil.
She is.
I'll take the tone she speaks in 'gainst the word,
For fifty crowns. I have not told you all
About the ring; though I would sooner die
Than play the braggart!—yet as truth is truth,
And told by halves, may from a simple thing,
By misconstruction, to a monster grow,
I'll tell the whole truth!
W. Green.
Dear Sir William, do!
Sir Wil.
The lady was a maid, and very young;
Nor there in justice to her must I stop,
But say that she was beautiful as young;
And add to that, that she was learnéd too,
Almost enough to win for her that title,
Our sex, in poor conceit of their own merits,
And narrow spirit of monopoly,
And jealousy, which gallantry eschews,
Bestow on women who assert their right
To minds as well as we.
W. Green.
What! a blue-stocking?
Sir Wil.
I see!—She'll come to calling names at last!
[Aside.
I should offend myself to quote the term.
But, to return, for yet I have not done;
And further yet may go, then progress on
That she was young, that she was beautiful.
A wit and learn'd are nought to what's to come—
She had a heart!—
W. Green.
[who during Sir William's speech has turned gradually].
What, Master Waller gone!
[Aside.
Sir Wil.
I say she had a heart—
W. Green.
[Starting up—Sir William also.]
A plague upon her!
Sir Wil.
I knew she would break out!
[Aside.
W. Green.
Here, take the ring.
It has ruin'd me!
Sir Wil.
I vow thou hast no cause
For anger!
W. Green.
Have I not? I am undone,
And all about that bauble of a ring!
Sir Wil.
You're right, it is a bauble.
W. Green.
And the minx
That gave it thee!
Sir Wil.
You're right, she was a minx.
I knew 'twould come to calling names at last.
[Aside.
W. Green.
Sir William Fondlove, leave me.
Sir Wil.
Widow Green!—
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You have undone me, sir!
Sir Wil.
Don't say so!—Don't!
It was a girl—a child that gave it me!
W. Green.
Do you hear me, sir? I bade you leave me.
Sir Wil.
If
I thought you were so jealous.
W. Green.
Jealous, sir!
Sir William! quit my house.
Sir Wil.
A little girl
To make you jealous!
W. Green.
Sir, you'll drive me mad!
Sir Wil.
A child, a perfect child, not ten years old!
W. Green.
Sir, I would be alone, sir!
Sir Wil.
Young enough
To dandle still her doll!
W. Green.
Sir William Fondlove!
Sir Wil.
Dear Widow Green!
W. Green.
I hate you, sir!—Detest you!—Never wish
To see you more! You have ruin'd me!—Undone me!
A blighted life I wear, and all through you!
The fairest hopes that ever woman nourish'd
You've canker'd in the very blowing! bloom,
And sweet destroy'd, and nothing left me, but
The melancholy stem.
Sir Wil.
And all about
A little slut I gave a rattle to!—
Would pester me for gingerbread and comfits!—
A little roguish feigning!—A love-trick
I play'd to prove your love!
W. Green.
Sir William Fondlove!
If of my own room you'll not suffer me
To be the mistress, I shall leave it to you!
Sir Wil.
Dear Widow Green! The ring—
W. Green.
Confound the ring,
The donor of it, thee, and everything!
[Goes out.
Sir Wil.
She is over head and ears in love with me!
She's mad with love! There's love and all its signs!
She's jealous of me unto very death!
Poor Widow Green! I warrant she is now
In tears!—I think I hear her sob!—Poor thing,
Sir William! O Sir William! You have raised
A furious tempest! Set your wits to work
To turn it to a calm. No question that
She loves me!—None, then, that she'll take me! So
I'll have the marriage settlements made out
To-morrow, and a special license got,
And marry her the next day! I shall make
Quick work of it, and take her by surprise!
Who but a widower a widow's match?
What could she see with else but partial eyes
To guess me only forty! I'm a wonder!
What shall I pass for in my wedding suit!
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As well as all the world besides.—Odds life!
To win the heart of buxom Widow Green!
[Goes out.
Widow Green re-enters with Lydia.
W. Green.
At last the dotard 's gone! Fly, Lydia, fly,
This letter bear to Master Waller straight;
Quick, quick, or I'm undone! He is abused,
And I must undeceive him—own my love,
And heart and hand at his disposal lay.
Answer me not, my girl—Obey me! Fly.
[Goes out.
Lydia.
Untowardly it falls!—I had resolved
This hour to tell her I must quit her service!
Go to his house! I will not disobey
Her last commands!—I'll leave it at the door,
And as it closes on me think I take
One more adieu of him!—Hard destiny!
[Goes out.
SCENE II.
—A Room in Sir William's.Enter Constance.
Con.
The booby! He must fall in love, indeed!
And now he's nought but sentimental looks
And sentences, pronounced 'twixt breath and voice!
And attitudes of tender languishment!
Nor can I get from him the name of her
Hath turn'd him from a stock into a fool.
He hems and haws, now titters, now looks grave!
Begins to speak and halts! takes off his eyes
To fall in contemplation on a chair,
A table, or the ceiling, wall or floor!
I'll plague him worse and worse! O here he comes!
Enter Wildrake.
Wild.
Despite her spiteful usage, I'm resolved
To tell her now. Dear neighbour Constance!
Con.
Fool!
Accost me like a lady, sir! I hate
The name of neighbour!
Wild.
Mistress Constance, then—
I'll call thee that.
Con.
Don't call me anything!
I hate to hear thee speak—to look at thee,
To dwell in the same house with thee!
Wild.
In what
Have I offended?
Con.
What!—I hate an ape!
Wild.
An ape!
Con.
Who bade thee ape the gentleman?
And put on dress that don't belong to thee?
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And none will doubt thou wearest thy own clothes.
Wild.
A pretty pass! Mock'd for the very dress
I bought to pleasure her! Untoward things
Are women!
[Aside. Walks backwards and forwards.
Con.
Do you call that walking? Pray
What makes you twist your body so, and take
Such pains to turn your toes out? If you'd walk,
Walk thus! Walk like a man, as I do now!
[Walking.
Is yours the way a gentleman should walk?
You neither walk like man nor gentleman!
I'll show you how to walk. [Mimicking him.]
Do you call that walking?
Wild.
My thanks, for a drill-serjeant twice a day
For her sake!
[Aside.
Con.
Now, of all things in the world,
What made you dance last night?
Wild.
What made me dance?
Con.
Right! It was anything but dancing! Steps
That never came from dancing-school—nor English,
Nor Scotch, nor Irish! You must try to cut,
And how you did it! [Cuts.]
That's the way to cut!
And then your chassé! Thus you went, and thus [mimicking him]
,
As though you had been playing at hop, step,
And jump!—And yet you look'd so monstrous pleased,
And play'd the simpleton with such a grace,
Taking their tittering for compliment!
I could have box'd you soundly for't. Ten times
Denied I that I knew you.
Wild.
Twenty guineas
Were better in the gutter thrown than gone
To fee a dancing-master!
[Aside.
Con.
And you're grown
An amateur in music!—What fine air
Was that you praised last night?—“The Widow Jones!”
A country jig they've turn'd into a song.
You ask'd “if it had come from Italy?”
The lady blush'd, and held her peace, and then
You blush'd and said, “Perhaps it came from France!”
And then when blush'd the lady more, nor spoke,
You said, “At least it came from Germany!”
The air was English!—a true English air;
A downright English air!—a common air,
Old as “When Good King Arthur.” Not a square,
Court, alley, street, or lane, about the town,
In which it is not whistled, play'd, or sung!
But you must have it come from Italy,
Or Germany, or France.—Go home! Go home!
To Lincolnshire, and mind thy dog and horn!
You'll never do for town! “The Widow Jones”
To come from Italy! Stay not in town,
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Since you've forsworn, you say, the Widow Green!
And morn and night they'll din your ears with her!
“Well met, dear Master Wildrake.—A fine day!
Pray, can you tell whence came the Widow Jones?”
They love a jest in town!—To Lincolnshire!
You'll never do for town!—To Lincolnshire!
“The Widow Jones” to come from Italy!
[Goes out, laughing.
Wild.
Confound the Widow Jones! 'Tis true! The air
Well as the huntsman's triple mort I know,
But knew not then indeed, 'twas so disguised
With shakes and flourishes, outlandish things,
That mar, not grace, an honest English song!
Howe'er, the mischief 's done! and as for her,
She is either into hate or madness fallen.
If madness, would she had her wits again,
Or I my heart!—If hate—My love 's undone!
I'll give her up. I'll e'en to Master Trueworth,
Confess my treason—own my punishment—
Take horse, and back again to Lincolnshire!
[Goes out.
Con.
[Returning.]
Not here! I trust I have not gone too far!
If he should quit the house! go out of town!
Poor neighbour Wildrake! Little does he owe me!
From childhood I've been used to plague him thus.
Why would he fall in love, and spoil it all!
I feel as I could cry! He has no right
To marry any one! What wants he with
A wife? Has he not plague enough in me?
Would he be plagued with anybody else?
Ever since we came to live in town I have felt
The want of neighbour Wildrake! Not a soul
Besides I care to quarrel with; and now
He goes and gives himself to another!—What!
Am I in love with neighbour Wildrake?—No.
I only would not have him marry—Marry?
Sooner I'd have him dead than have him marry!
END OF ACT III.
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