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Scen: 6a

to ye m. Lysander, Surdato, Macilento:
Lysand:
Macilento you haue persuaded him yt
Piscinus is his Rivall and most abusive of him.

Macilent:
Yes, Yes, sr, looke, looke, how he swells att him
as if he had eate A toade


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Piscinus
—Goes to Facetia & complements.


Surdato
Disgracde before my face, O Diabolo, Ile
Make thee eate thy wordes prophaner
Of my Loves pure eares

Lepid:
What hast thou done Lysander?

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Piscinus his tongue was about to speake
And thou hast stopd two mouths at once.

Piscinus
—Lookes pittifully.


Columell:
I may come vnto my self againe awhile
Columella comes downe from ye pillar.
And come away from ye Arras

Surdat:
Ile heare no excuses, no, I am deafe to yr absurde
Apologyes; quit ye place ye a and yr suite too
Or by my offended soule. Ile caste thy slanderouse
To[u]ngue (spight of yt guarde of Tawny teeth)
Into foule Cerberus chopps wher it shall barke
As in its proper place

Piscinus
—Stares vpon him


Surdato
Dogg I will: dee stare?

Macilento:
Just such an eye ye mastife gave you Sr yt snatcht
ye Capons legg out of your hande wc h afterwardes
indeed you caught and eate in spight of ye doggs teeth.

Facetia:
Nay pray be patient Sr.

Surdat:
yr fingers Macilento.

Macilen:
—Makes signes


Faceti:
Doe you but retyre yr selfe & Ile give him his
mittimus and be wholy yours.

Macilen:
—Makes signes againe


Surdat:
I do obey, Facetia [[illeg.]] live Thy to[u]ngue

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Hath power of life and death,: you'r reprivd
Not pardond (sirrah) live vpon good likeinge.

Lysand:
Why was not this A fine tempest & prsently over
Now to ye statue againe

Columel:
Now must I to ye place from whence
Columella goes to ye pillar agaī
I [came] came, to ye hangeinges againe.

Piscin
—Goes to him and stands before him Gives him signes to speake, wc h speech Piscinus acteth Columella stirreth not att all:



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Columella:
O, list Facetia to an hearte can speake
Wt hout A tongue, a vseless Organ, thats made
To vent lovers vowes false promises
Wc h nere came from ye hearte,: The tongue was made
Spokes-man for Lust not Love, to daube pure eares
Which oft are burnte and scorcht wt h fiery wordes
Of venemouse furye: or els made red or glow
Wt h glozeinge fflatterye: Behold my soule
Subjected to thy feete, & wt h her service
Tenders these helpes of life, hers & thy slaves
Piscinus boweth very low and thro. ws downe writeinges
The guifts of Fortune, walke ore yt Parchmente
And take possession of 5 thousande Akers
And on those Akers see my flocke of sheepe
fattinge themselves to feed thy [l[OMITTED]ly]e lovely bodye
And just vpon ye brow of yon rich hill
Standes mine and thy house enter it dear Ladye

Lepid:
This was A very large sheep-skin I thincke
He hath exhibited his inventorye

Colum:
All mine is thine O then lett thine be mine

Lepidus:
Oh, oh, my heartstringes, oh my heartestringes
Daughter speake to him, weele haue repetitions
In ye Afternoone.

Facet:
Sr I cannot deserve so much as this

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You haue indearde me.

Lepid:
Sr you and yr mouth shall dine wt h us to day.

Piscin
—laughs, expresses signes of joy.


Exeunt omnes