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Scæne. 2.

Enter the sewer, passe by with seruice againe, the seruingmen take knowledge of Valentine as they goe. Iuniper salutes him.
Iuni.

What Valentine? fellow Onion, take my dish I prithee
you rogue sirrah, tell me, how thou dost, sweet Ingle.


Valen.
Faith, Iuniper, the better to see thee thus frolicke.

Iuni.
Nay, slid I am no changling, I am Iuniper still.
Exit Oni.

I keepe the pristmate ha, you mad Hierogliphick, when shal we
swagger.


Valen.

Hierogliphick, what meanest thou by that.


Iuni.

Meane? Gods so, ist not a good word man? what?
stand vpon meaning with your friends. Puh, Absconde.


Valen.

Why, but stay, stay, how long has this sprightly
humor haunted thee?


Iuni.

Foe humour, a foolish naturall gift we haue in the Æquinoctiall.


Valen.

Naturall, slid it may be supernaturall, this?


Iuni.

Valentine, I prithee ruminate thy selfe welcome. What
fortuna de la Guerra.


Valen.
O how pittifully are these words forc't.
As though they were pumpt out on's belly.

Iuni.

Sirrah Ingle, I thinke thou hast seene all the strange
countries in Christendome since thou wentst?


Valen.

I haue seene some Iuniper.


Iuni.

You haue seene Constantinople?


Valen.

I, that I haue.




Iuni.

And Ierusalem, and the Indies, and Goodwine sands, and
the tower of Babylon, and Venice and all.


Valen.

I all; no marle and he haue a nimble tong, if he practise
to vault thus from one side of the world to another.


Iuni.

O it's a most heauenly thing to trauel, & see countries,
especially at sea, and a man had a pattent not to be sicke.


Valen.

O sea sicke Iest, and full of the scuruie.