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259

XLIII. MAXIMS.

“Lord Auckland is understood to be appointed permanently on constitutional grounds.”—Globe, January 14th.

If a Tory is ever found out
In pocketing twenty pence,
The thing is a job, no doubt;
It admits of no defence:
If a Whig has the luck to secure
Some twenty thousand pounds,
It is all arranged, be sure,
On “Constitutional grounds.”
If a Tory dares distrust
The faith of our fiercest foe,

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Suspicion is quite unjust,
And jealousy vastly low:
If a Whig with a bold blockade
Our ancient friend confounds,
It is done for the good of trade,
On “Constitutional grounds.”
If a Tory punishes crimes
In Kerry or in Clare,
The wisdom of the Times
Proclaims it quite unfair:
If a Whig with a troop of horse
The Murphys and Macs astounds,
He cuts and thrusts, of course,
On “Constitutional grounds.”
If a Tory gives a place
To a nephew, or a son,
Good lack! a thing so base
Was never, never done!
If a Whig with his countless kin
The nation's purse surrounds,
They slip their fingers in
On “Constitutional grounds.”
Then take, my lord, oh take
The gift the Greys provide,

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For the Constitution's sake,
And for no end beside;
And think, on quarter-day,
Of the friend who thus expounds
The rights of place and pay,
On “Constitutional grounds.”