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THE CAROLINA PARROT.

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Parrots, with all their cleverness, are not capable of keeping up a dialogue; otherwise we might suppose something like the following to be in character with their humour and experience.

Poll's Mistress.
I've heard of imp, I've heard of sprite;
Of fays and fairies of the night;
Of that renowned fiend Hobgoblin,
Running, racing, jumping, hobbling;
Of Puck, brimful of fun; also
Of roguish Robin Goodfellow,
I've seen a hearth where, as is told,
Came Hobthrush in the days of old,
To make the butter, mend the linen,
And keep the housewife's wheel a-spinning.

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I've heard of pigmies, pixies, lares,
Shoirim, gemedim, and fairies:—
And, Parrot, on my honest word,
I hardly think thou art a bird;—
Thou art some pixy, quaint and queer;
Thou art not canny, Poll, I fear!
Look at that impish leer of thine;
List to thy scream, thy shout, thy whine,
And none will doubt but thou must be
A creature of the faëry.
Or tell me Poll, art thou not kin
To Jack o' lanthern? Come, begin!
Answer me, Poll, was't 'mong the fairies
Thou learnt thy many strange vagaries?
Speak, pretty Poll!

Poll.
Well, I don't care if I tell you all.
You've got some company, I see; a short gentleman and a tall;
Many ladies, too, altogether two or three dozens.
I should not wonder if they are some of your uncles and cousins!

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Pray am not I a very fine bird,
Green, and yellow, and scarlet?—
Upon my word!
That man has a coat on like our Captain!

Captain.
Poll, how do you do my dear?
You look well; it's fine living here!

Poll.
Ha, Captain, how do you do?—Captain, your health, I say;
Captain, I'll have the pleasure of drinking your health to-day! ha! ha! ha!
I'm very glad to see you!—You remember, perhaps,
That wood in Carolina, the guns and all the traps;—
To be sure you do!—Ladies, I'm a Carolina bird,—
Some come from the East Indies, from the Cape, too, I have heard;

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But I'm of Carolina—to the Big-bone lick I've been,—
Now in that country there is something to be seen!
Our Captain knows that! Ay, Captain, I say,
Do you remember crossing the Cedar Swamp one particular day,
When I got out of your pocket and flew away?
Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! How it makes me laugh!
You'd a pretty chase after me!—ha! ha! a pretty chase!
And I sat in the hiccory trees, laughing in your face!
Ha! ha! ha! how I did laugh.
What cypress-berries, cockle-burrs, and beechnuts grew there!
You may look all this country over, and find none anywhere.
And what fun it was—me, and a thousand bebeside,
To fly in the merry sunshine through those forests wide,

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And build our nests—Oh, what nests we had!—
Did you ever see one of our nests, Captain?
Eh, my lad?”

Captain.
I've heard of nests of cinnamon,
With the great Phœnix set thereon;
And swallows' nests, so rich and sweet,
Of which the Chinese people eat;
But of your nests I never heard,
What kind are they, I pray thee, bird?

Parrot.
Nests! ha! ha! ha! what sort of nests should they be?
You may fancy if you please, but you'll never know from me!
I never blab, not I! What sort of nest is built?
Ha! ha! ha! with sheets and blankets and a fine Marseilles quilt! ha! ha! ha!

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Put it down in your little book,—a four-post bed, I say,
With damask moreen hangings, and made every day! ha! ha! ha!
Oh, how it makes me laugh! ha! ha! ha!
I shall split my sides with laughing some of these days! ha! ha! ha!

Captain.
Come, now, you silly prate-a-pace,
Tell us about that Big-bone place,
Where our acquaintance first began;
And of those swamps, untrode by man,
Where you came, impudent and merry,
For cockle-burr and hackle-berry.

Parrot.
Of the Big-bone lick, did you say?—Ay, we used to go there,
A Parrot's very fond of salt! I really declare
I've seen ten thousand of us there altogether,—
A beautiful sight it was, in fine summer weather,

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Like a grand velvet carpet, of orange, green, and yellow,
Covering the ground! Ah, Captain! my good fellow,
I had reason to rue the day you came there with your gun!
I would laugh if I could, but to me it was no fun—heigh-ho!
No fun at all, Captain, heigh-ho!

Captain.
Nay, Poll, cheer up, you're better here
Than at the Big-bone lick, my dear!

Parrot.
Captain, how you talk! we Parrots love each other—
There you shot dozens of us,—my father and my mother,—
I shall not forget it in a hurry,—what wailing and crying,
What flying round and round there was! What comforting the dying!

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You, yourself, laid down your gun,—overcome by the sight,
And said you would not shoot again, at least that night!
Heigh-ho! I am just ready to cry!
And I think I shall cry before I have done!
(She cries like a child.)
There, now, I am better! but my throat is quite hot;
Can't I have a glass of water?—
(She coughs.)
Bless me, what a cold I've got!
Do, shut that window, Jenny, or we shall all die of cold;
And mend the fire, can't you, as you already have been told!
And let's have a cup of tea, for I'm just tired to death.
What a shocking cold it is! and I'm so short of breath!— (She coughs again.)
(She speaks in another voice.)

Tea's ready, if you please. Ready is it?
With the water in the pot?
Yes, ma'am! Well, then, I'll go and have my tea, while the muffin's hot!

Exit Poll.

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The Parrot, of which we have been reading, may be supposed to have been the one of which so interesting an account is given by Wilson in his American Ornithology. It was taken at the Big-bone lick, where he witnessed the extreme affection and strong sympathy which the parrots have for each other, and of which we have imagined our bird to speak. Its merriment, too, respecting the nests of the tribe, may pass as natural, considering the little light Wilson could obtain on the subject, and the vivacious mockery of the bird's disposition, even if it had had the power of giving him the requisite information.

The parrot has been made to speak of her travels with “the Captain” through the morasses and cedar-swamps, and of the trouble she gave him, “when many a time,” says he (Wilson) “I was tempted to abandon it.” “And in this manner,” he goes on to say, “I carried it upwards of a thousand miles in my pocket, where it was exposed all day to the jolting of the horse, but regularly liberated at meal-times and in the evening, at which it always expressed great satisfaction.” The Chickasaw and the Chactaw


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Indians, among whom he was travelling, collected about him whenever he stopped, men, women, and children, laughing greatly at his novel companion. Kelinky was the name the Chickasaws called the parrot; but hearing the name of Poll, they immediately adopted it, and through Poll's medium, he and the Indians always became very sociable. “On arriving,” says Wilson, “at Mr. Dunbar's, below Natchez, I procured a cage, and placed it under the piazza, where, by its call, it soon attracted the passing flocks, such is the attachment they have for each other. Numerous parties frequently alighted on the trees immediately above, keeping up a continual conversation with the prisoner. One of these I wounded slightly in the wing, and the pleasure Poll expressed on meeting with this new companion, was really amusing. She crept close up to it, as it hung on the side of the cage; chattered to it in a loud tone of voice, as if sympathising in its misfortunes; scratched about its head and neck with her bill; and both, at night, nestled as close as possible to each other, sometimes Poll's head being thrust among

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the plumage of the other. On the death of this companion, she appeared restless and inconsolable for several days. On reaching New Orleans, I placed a looking-glass inside the place where she usually sat, and the instant she perceived her image, all her former fondness seemed to return, so that she could scarcely absent herself from it for a moment. It was evident that she was completely deceived, Always when evening drew on, and often during the day, she laid her head close to that of the image in the glass, and began to doze with great composure and satisfaction. In a short time she had learned to know her name; to answer and come when called on; to climb up my clothes, sit on my shoulder, and eat from my mouth. I took her with me to sea, determined to persevere in her education.” And, to give an ending rather different to Mr. Wilson's, here we have presented her to our readers in the possession of an English lady, and with her education, for a Parrot, very complete.