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Mirth and Metre

consisting of Poems, Serious, Humorous, and Satirical; Songs, Sonnets, Ballads & Bagatelles. Written by C. Dibdin, Jun
 
 

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DEATH AND THE DOCTOR.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

DEATH AND THE DOCTOR.

O dear! O dear! how weary am I,
I'm so tir'd and so jaded, could lay down and die!
Life itself is a load, which I scarcely can bear,
But the burden's augmented by labour and care;
O, death, come, in pity the burden take off,
Of a very old man, with a very short cough!
Ugh! Ugh! (coughing)
what a terrible cough!


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Come, death! come, death!—
DOCTOR.
(Entering.)
—Assistance I bring;

OLD MAN.
You an't death—

DOCTOR.
—I am the doctor, that's all the same thing.

OLD MAN.
O, give me assistance;—

DOCTOR.
—First give me a fee.

OLD MAN.
Nature's debt would I pay—

DOCTOR.
—You had better pay me.

OLD MAN.
O, death! or, O, doctor! the burden take off,
Of a very old man, with a very short cough!
Ugh! &c.