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RUDE HILARY

Of all the difficult children to teach,
No boy could equal Hilary Peach.
When his Governess (pretty Aurelia Dix)
Showed six times six to be thirty-six,
Hilary said, with a weary air,
“Well, it isn't my fault, so I don't much care.”
She thought that a very good change would be
From Tables and Sums to Geography,
And remarked, as she reached the Atlas down,
That York was Yorkshire's capital town.
Hilary said, with a weary air,
“Why, the silly old thing might be anywhere.”
A little later the Governess tried
The History book with the kings inside,
And explained how grumpily John agreed
To sign for his Barons at Runnymede.
Hilary said, with a weary air,
“Come, you mustn't blame me, for I wasn't there.”
The third of these stupid and rude replies
Brought tears to Aurelia's velvety eyes,
But she swept that boy like a carpet broom
Along the floor to his parents' room!
“Unmannerly cub!” his Father said;
“When it's Christmas Day you shall spend it in bed!”