The Third Volume of the Works of Mr. William Congreve containing Poems upon Several Occasions |
OVID's Third Book OF THE ART of LOVE.
|
The Third Volume of the Works of Mr. William Congreve | ||
OVID's Third Book OF THE ART of LOVE.
WHEREIN He recommends Rules and Instructions to the Fair Sex, in the Conduct of their Amours: After having already composed two Books for the Use of Men, upon the same Subject.
And now we must instruct and arm the Fair.
Both Sexes, well appointed, take the Field,
And mighty Love determine which shall yield.
Man were ignoble, when, thus arm'd, to show
Unequal Force against a naked Foe:
No Glory from such Conquest can be gain'd,
And Odds are always by the Brave disdain'd.
Would you encrease the Craft of Woman-kind!
Teach them new Wiles and Arts! As well you may
Instruct a Snake to bite, or Wolf to prey.
But, sure, too hard a Censure they pursue,
Who charge on all, the Failings of a few.
Examine, first, impartially each Fair,
Then, as she merits, or condemn, or spare.
If Menelaus, and the King of Men,
With Justice, of their Sister-Wives complain;
If false Eriphyle forsook her Faith,
And for Reward procur'd her Husband's Death;
Penelope was Loyal still, and Chaste,
Tho' twenty Years her Lord in Absence pass'd.
Reflect how Laodamia's Truth was try'd,
Who, tho' in Bloom of Youth, and Beauty's Pride,
To share her Husband's Fate, untimely dy'd.
Think how Alceste's Piety was prov'd,
Who lost her Life, to save the Man she lov'd.
Nor Death it self our Nuptials shall divide:
To join thy Ashes, pleas'd I shall expire.
She said, and leap'd amid the Fun'ral Fire.
Virtue her self a Goddess we confess,
Both Female in her Name and in her Dress;
No wonder then, if to her Sex inclin'd,
She cultivates with Care a Female Mind.
But these exalted Souls exceed the Reach
Of that soft Art, which I pretend to teach.
My tender Barque requires a gentle Gale,
A little Wind will fill a little Sail.
Of sportful Loves I sing, and shew what Ways
The willing Nymph must use, her Bliss to raise,
And how to captivate the Man she'd please.
Woman is soft, and of a tender Heart,
Apt to receive, and to retain Love's Dart:
Man has a Breast robust, and more secure,
It wounds him not so deep, nor hits so sure.
You'll find less Fraud imputed to the Fair.
The faithless Jason from Medea fled,
And made Creusa Partner of his Bed.
Bright Ariadne, on an unknown Shore,
Thy Absence, perjur'd Theseus, did deplore.
If then, the wild Inhabitants of Air
Forbore her tender lovely Limbs to tear,
It was not owing, Theseus, to thy Care.
Enquire the Cause, and let Demophoon tell,
Why Phillis by a Fate untimely fell.
Nine times, in vain, upon the promis'd Day,
She sought th'appointed Shore, and view'd the Sea:
Her Fall the fading Trees consent to mourn,
And shed their Leaves round her lamented Urn.
To thee, Eliza, was unfaithful found;
To thee forlorn, and languishing with Grief,
His Sword alone he left, thy last Relief.
Of all your Woes? 'Twas want of needful Art.
Love, of it self, too quickly will expire;
But pow'rful Art perpetuates Desire.
Women had yet their Ignorance bewail'd,
Had not this Art by Venus been reveal'd.
And thus she said; What have poor Women done?
Why is that weak, defenceless Sex expos'd;
On ev'ry Side, by Men well-arm'd, enclos'd?
Twice are the Men instructed by thy Muse,
Nor must she now to teach the Sex refuse.
The
The Poet Stesichorus wrote a bitter Satire against Hellen, for which her Brothers Castor and Pollux pluck'd out his Eyes; but having recanted some time after in his Palinodia, a Poem quite contrary to the former, he was restored to his Sight.
Recanted after, and redress'd the Wrong.
And you, if on my Favour you depend,
The Cause of Women, while you live, defend.
This said, a Myrtle Sprig, which Berries bore,
She gave me (for a Myrtle Wreath she wore.)
And from her Presence Inspiration drew.
Attend, ye Nymphs, by Wedlock unconfin'd,
And hear my Precepts, while she prompts my Mind.
Ev'n now, in Bloom of Youth, and Beauty's Prime,
Beware of coming Age, nor waste your Time:
Now, while you may, and rip'ning Years invite,
Enjoy the seasonable, sweet Delight:
For rolling Years, like stealing Waters, glide;
Nor hope to stop their ever-ebbing Tide:
Think not, hereafter will the Loss repay;
For ev'ry Morrow will the Taste decay,
And leave less Relish than the former Day.
I've seen the time, when, on that wither'd Thorn,
The blooming Rose vy'd with the blushing Morn.
With fragrant Wreaths I thence have deck'd my Head,
And see, how leaf-less now, and how decay'd!
And you, who now the Love-sick Youth reject,
Will prove, in Age, what Pains attend Neglect.
Nor wake, to strew your Street with Morning Flow'rs.
Then nightly Knockings at your Door will cease,
Whose noiseless Hammer, then, may rust in Peace.
How soon a wrinkl'd Skin plump Flesh invades!
And what avails it, tho' the Fair one swears
She from her Infancy had some grey Hairs?
She grows all hoary in a few more Years,
And then the venerable Truth appears.
The Snake his Skin, the Deer his Horns may cast,
And both renew their Youth and Vigour pass'd:
But no Receipt can Human-kind relieve,
Doom'd to decrepit Age, without Reprieve.
Then crop the Flow'r which yet invites your Eye.
And which, ungather'd, on its Stalk must die.
Besides, the tender Sex is form'd to bear,
And frequent Births, too soon will Youth impair:
And Earth it self decays, too often till'd.
Thou didst not, Cynthia, scorn the Latmian Swain;
Nor thou, Aurora, Cephalus disdain;
The Paphian Queen, who, for Adonis' Fate,
So deeply mourn'd, and who laments him yet,
Has not been found inexorable since;
Witness Harmonia, and the Dardan Prince.
Then take Example, Mortals, from above,
And like Immortals live, and like 'em love.
Refuse not those Delights, which Men require,
Nor let your Lovers languish with Desire.
False tho' they prove, what Loss can you sustain?
Thence let a thousand take, 'twill all remain.
Tho' constant Use, ev'n Flint and Steel impairs,
What you employ no Diminution fears.
Who would, to light a Torch, their Torch deny?
Or who can dread drinking an Ocean dry?
Still Women lose, you cry, if Men obtain:
What do they lose, that's worthy to retain
Quid, nisi quam sumis, dic mihi perdis aquam?
These Verses are not barely translated to the litteral Sense which is conceiv'd to be in 'em; but paraphras'd according to the Interpretation of Heinsius, who seems truly to understand the Text, tho' differing in his Conjecture from Scaliger and other Commentators. If any Reader is curious enough to consult the Commentary of Heinsius on this Place, he will find by other Instances cited from Ovid, that aquam sumere was a Phrase appropriated to a particular Time and Custom among Women. This had not been insisted on here, had it not been the only Passage in this Book which all other Commentators but Heinsius have render'd unintelligible; for otherwise the Verses are not very considerable: And the most which Ovid says in this Place, is no more than if speaking of eating he had said, Why should any one scruple to use their Hands, when it can cost 'em nothing but a little Water to wash 'em afterwards, which is not worth saving?
But undeceive whom needless Fears perplex.
Now launch'd to Sea, we ask a brisker Gale.
And, first, we treat of Dress. The well-dress'd Vine
Produces plumpest Grapes, and richest Wine;
And plenteous Crops of golden Grain are found,
Alone, to grace well-cultivated Ground.
Beauty's the Gift of Gods, the Sexes Pride!
Yet, to how many, is that Gift deny'd?
Art helps a Face; a Face, tho' heav'nly fair,
May quickly fade for want of needful Care.
In ancient Days, if Women slighted Dress,
Then Men were ruder too, and lik'd it less.
If Hector's Spouse was clad in stubborn Stuff,
A Soldier's Wife became it well enough.
Ajax, to shield his ample Breast, provides
Seven lusty Bulls, and tanns their sturdy Hides;
And yet his Wife not elegantly dress'd?
With rude Simplicity Rome first was built,
Which now we see adorn'd, and carv'd, and gilt
This Capitol with that of Old compare;
Some other Jove, you'd think, was worshipp'd there.
That lofty Pile, where Senates dictate Law,
When Tatius reign'd, was poorly thatch'd with Straw:
And where Apollo's Fane refulgent stands,
Was heretofore a Tract of Pasture-Lands.
Let ancient Manners other Men delight;
But me the Modern please, as more Polite.
Not, that Materials now in Gold are wrought,
And distant Shores for Orient Pearls are sought;
Nor for, that Hills exhaust their Marble Veins,
And Structures rise whose Bulk the Sea restrains:
But, that the World is civiliz'd of late,
And polish'd from the Rust of former Date.
Let not the Nymph with Pendants load her Ear,
Nor in Embroid'ry, or Brocard, appear;
And Cleanliness more animate Love's Fire.
The Hair dispos'd, may gain or lose a Grace,
And much become, or mis-become the Face.
What sutes your Features, of your Glass enquire,
For no one Rule is fix'd for Head-Attire.
A Face too long shou'd part, and flat the Hair,
Lest, upward comb'd, the Length too much appear:
So Laodamia dress'd. A Face too round,
Shou'd show the Ears, and with a Tour be crown'd.
On either Shoulder, one, her Locks displays;
Adorn'd like Phœbus, when he sings his Lays:
Another, all her Tresses ties behind;
So dress'd, Diana hunts the fearful Hind.
Dishevell'd Locks most graceful are to some;
Others, the binding Fillets more become:
Some plat, like Spiral Shells, their braded Hair,
Others, the loose and waving Curl prefer.
But, to recount the several Dresses worn,
Which artfully each sev'ral Face adorn,
The Beasts on Alpine Hills, or Hybla's Bees.
Many there are, who seem to slight all Care,
And with a pleasing Negligence ensnare;
Whole Mornings oft, in such a Dress are spent,
And all is Art, that looks like Accident.
With such Disorder Iöle was grac'd,
When great Alcides first the Nymph embrac'd.
So Ariadne came to Bacchus Bed,
When with the Conqueror from Crete she fled.
The Losses they sustain, by various ways.
Men ill supply those Hairs they shed in Age,
Lost, like Autumnal Leaves, when North-winds rage.
Women, with Juice of Herbs, grey Locks disguise,
And Art gives Colour which with Nature vyes.
The well-wove Tours they wear, their own are thought:
But only are their own, as what they've bought.
And chuse, at publick Shops, what sutes 'em best.
Enrich'd with Gold, or with the Tyrian Dye.
What Folly must in such Expence appear,
When more becoming Colours are less dear?
One, with a Dye is ting'd of lovely Blue;
Such as, thro' Air serene, the Sky we view.
With yellow Lustre see another spread,
As if the Golden Fleece compos'd the Thread.
Some, of the Sea-green Wave the Cast display;
With this, the Nymphs, their beauteous Forms array:
And some, the Saffron Hue will well adorn;
Such is the Mantle of the blushing Morn.
Of Myrtle berries, one, the Tincture shows;
In this, of Amethysts, the Purple glows,
And, that, more imitates the paler Rose.
Nor Thracian Cranes forget, whose silv'ry Plumes
Give Patterns, which employ the mimick Looms.
Nor others, which from Wax derive their Name.
As Fields you find, with various Flow'rs o'erspread
When Vineyards bud, and Winter's Frost is fled;
So various are the Colours you may try,
Of which, the thirsty Wooll imbibes the Dye.
Try ev'ry one, what best becomes you, wear;
For no Complexion all alike can bear.
If fair the Skin, black may become it best,
In black the lovely Fair Briseis dress'd:
If brown the Nymph, let her be cloath'd in white,
Andromeda so charm'd the wond'ring Sight.
Which, sometimes Health, or kindly Heat expels.
Nor, from your tender Legs to pluck with Care
The casual Growth of all unseemly Hair.
Tho' not to Nymphs of Caucasus I sing,
Nor such who taste remote the Mysian Spring;
You let your Teeth disclose the least Defect,
You know the Use of white to make you fair,
And how, with red, lost Colour to repair;
Imperfect Eye-brows you by Art can mend,
And Skin, when wanting, o'er a Scar extend.
Nor need the Fair One be asham'd, who tries,
By Art, to add new Lustre to her Eyes.
How to preserve the Face, and how repair.
In that, the Nymphs, by Time or Chance annoy'd,
May see, what Pains to please 'em I've employ'd.
But, still beware, that from your Lover's Eye
You keep conceal'd the Med'cines you apply:
Tho' Art assists, yet must that Art be hid,
Lest, whom it would invite, it should forbid.
Who would not take Offence, to see a Face
All daub'd, and dripping with the melted Grease?
The Wooll's unsav'ry Scent is still the same.
Marrow of Stags, nor your Pomatums try,
Nor clean your furry Teeth, when Men are by;
For many things, when done, afford Delight,
Which yet, while doing, may offend the Sight.
Even Myro's Statues, which for Art surpass
All others, once were but a shapeless Mass;
Rude was that Gold which now in Rings is worn,
As once the Robe you wear was Wooll unshorn.
Think, how that Stone rough in the Quarry grew,
Which, now, a perfect Venus shews to View.
While we suppose you sleep, repair your Face,
Lock'd from Observers, in some secret Place.
Add the last Hand, before your selves you show;
Your need of Art, why should your Lover know?
For many things, when most conceal'd, are best;
And few, of strict Enquiry, bear the Test.
Those Figures which in Theatres are seen,
Gilded without, are common Wood within.
'Till all is finish'd, which allures the Eye.
To have the Fair one comb her Hair in sight;
To view the flowing Honours of her Head
Fall on her Neck, and o'er her Shoulders spread.
But let her look, that she with Care avoid
All fretful Humours, while she's so employ'd;
Let her not still undo, with peevish Haste,
All that her Woman does; who does her best.
I hate a Vixon, that her Maid assails,
And scratches with her Bodkin, or her Nails;
While the poor Girl in Blood and Tears must mourn,
And her Heart curses, what her Hands adorn.
Plant Centinels before her Dressing-Room:
Or in the Fane of the good Goddess dress,
Where all the Male-kind are debarr'd Access.
A Lady at her Toilet once surpriz'd;
Who starting, snatch'd in haste the Tour she wore,
And in her hurry, plac'd the hinder Part before.
But on our Foes fall ev'ry such Disgrace,
Or barb'rous Beauties of the Parthian Race.
Ungraceful 'tis to see without a Horn,
The lofty Hart, whom Branches best adorn;
A Leaf-less Tree, or an unverdant Mead;
And as ungraceful is a hair-less Head.
For first-rate Beauties, of the finish'd Kind:
Not to a Semele, or
The Daughter of Cadmus, and Mother of Bacchus by Jupiter, having the Curiosity to enjoy the God in his Celestial Majesty, was burnt by Lightning. Leda was the Daughter of Thestius, and the Wife of Tyndarus King of Oebalia: Jupiter in the Shape of a Swan enjoy'd her as she was bathing in the River Eurotus.
Nor an Europa, these my Rules I write;
Nor the fair Helen do I teach, whose Charms
Stirr'd up Atrides, and all Greece, to Arms:
Thee to regain, well was that War begun,
And Paris well defended what he won;
In such a Cause, where both are in the right?
But of the former Sort, the larger Share.
The handsome, least require the Help of Art,
Rich in themselves, and pleas'd with Nature's Part.
When calm the Sea, at ease the Pilot lyes,
But all his Skill exerts when Storms arise.
And few are seen that have not some Defect.
The Nymph too short, her Seat should seldom quit,
Lest, when she stands, she may be thought to sit;
And when extended on her Couch she lyes,
Let Length of Petticoats conceal her Size.
The Lean, of thick-wrought Stuff her Cloaths should chuse,
And fuller made, than what the Plumper use.
If Swarthy, to the Pharian Varnish fly.
A Leg too lank, tight Garters still must wear;
Nor should an ill-shap'd Foot be ever bare.
Round Shoulders, bolster'd, will appear the least;
And lacing strait, confines too full a Breast.
Whose Fingers are too fat, and Nails too coarse,
Should always shun much Gesture in Discourse.
And you, whose Breath is touch'd, this Caution take,
Nor fasting, nor too near another speak.
Let not the Nymph with Laughter much abound,
Whose Teeth are black, uneven, or unsound.
You hardly think how much on this depends,
And how a Laugh, or spoils a Face, or mends.
Gape not too wide, lest you disclose your Gums,
And lose the Dimple which the Cheek becomes.
Nor let your Sides too strong Concussions shake,
Lest you the Softness of the Sex forsake.
In some, Distortions quite the Face disguise;
Another laughs, that you would think she cries.
Another's is as harsh as if she bray'd.
Have learn'd to weep, both when and how they please.
Others, thro' Affectation, lisp, and find,
In Imperfection, Charms to catch Mankind.
Neglect no Means which may promote your Ends;
Now learn what way of Walking recommends.
Too Masculine a Motion shocks the Sight;
But Female Grace allures with strange Delight.
One has an artful Swing and Jut behind,
Which helps her Coats to catch the swelling Wind;
Swell'd with the wanton Wind, they loosely flow,
And ev'ry Step and graceful Motion show.
Another, like an
The Umbrians inhabited a Country joining to the Appenine Hills, which run from Savona, on the Coast of Genoa, to the Sicilian Streights. This Nation were reckon'd as rustick in their Manners, as strong in Bodies, and stout of Heart. The Poet gives us, in an Umbrian Woman, a just Idea of a Modern Peasant's Wife.
Strides all the Space her Petticoat allows.
Between Extreams, in this, a Mean adjust,
Nor shew too nice a Gate, nor too robust.
That, and the Shoulder of the left Arm, bare.
Such Sights ne'er fail to fire my am'rous Heart,
And make me pant to kiss the naked Part.
Can Ships, when under Sail, with Songs, detain:
Scarce could Ulysses by his Friends be bound,
When first he listen'd to the charming Sound.
Singing insinuates: Learn, all ye Maids;
Oft, when a Face forbids, a Voice persuades.
Whether on Theatres loud Strains we hear,
Or in Ruelles some soft Egyptian Air.
Well shall she sing, of whom I make my Choice,
And with her Lute accompany her Voice.
The Rocks were stirr'd, the Beasts to listen staid,
When on his Lyre melodious Orpheus play'd;
Even Cerberus and Hell that Sound obey'd.
And Stones officious were, thy Walls to raise,
O Thebes, attracted by Amphion's Lays.
And was,
Arion was a Musician of Lesbos. Having got a great deal of Mony in his Travels, the Sailors robb'd him and threw him over-board as he was returning home by Sea; but a Dolphin, charm'd with his Musick, convey'd him on his Back safe to Peloponesus, where he procured Periander to put the Sailors to Death.
And read Philetas and Anacreon's Verse.
Terentian Plays may much the Mind improve;
But softest Sapho best instructs to Love.
Propertius, Gallus, and Tibullus read,
And let Varronian Verse to these succeed.
Then mighty Maro's Work with Care peruse;
Of all the Latian Bards the noblest Muse.
Even I, 'tis possible, in After-days,
May scape Oblivion, and be nam'd with these.
My labour'd Lines, some Readers may approve,
Since I've instructed either Sex in Love.
Whatever Book you read of this soft Art,
Read with a Lover's Voice, and Lover's Heart
A Work before unthought of, and unnam'd.
Such thine, Apollo, and Lyæus, thine!
Who gracefully to Dance was never taught:
That active Dancing may to Love engage,
Witness the well-kept Dancers of the Stage.
Tho' it becomes the Sex to trifle well;
To raffle prettily, or slur a Dye,
Implies both Cunning and Dexterity.
Nor is't amiss at Chess to be expert,
For Games most thoughtful, sometimes, most divert.
Learn ev'ry Game, you'll find it prove of Use;
Parties begun at Play, may Love produce.
But, easier 'tis to learn how Bets to lay,
Than how to keep your Temper while you play.
Unguarded then, each Breast is open laid,
And while the Head's intent, the Heart's betray'd.
Quarrels and Brawls arise, and anxious Fears;
Then, Clamours and Revilings reach the Sky,
While losing Gamesters all the Gods defie.
Then horrid Oaths are utter'd ev'ry Cast;
They grieve, and curse, and storm, nay weep at last.
Good Jove avert such shameful Faults as these,
From ev'ry Nymph whose Heart's inclin'd to please.
Soft Recreations fit the Female-kind;
Nature, for Men, has rougher Sports design'd:
To wield the Sword, and hurl the pointed Spear;
To stop, or turn the Steed, in full Career.
Nor may you swim in Tiber's rapid Streams;
Yet when Sol's burning Wheels from Leo drive,
And at the glowing Virgin's Sign arrive,
'Tis both allow'd, and fit, you shou'd repair
To pleasant Walks, and breathe refreshing Air.
Which Cæsar honours, and which Phœbus loves:
Phœbus , who sunk the proud Ægyptian Fleet,
And made Augustus' Victory compleat.
Or seek those Shades, where Monuments of Fame
Are rais'd, to Livia's and Octavia's Name;
Or, where Agrippa first adorn'd the Ground,
When he with Naval Victory was crown'd.
To Isis Fane, to Theatres resort;
And in the Circus see the noble Sport.
In ev'ry publick Place, by turns, be shown;
In vain you're Fair, while you remain unknown.
Should you, in singing,
Thamyras, the Son of Philammon, was a Poet, and one of the greatest Musicians of his time: Having gain'd the Prize of Singing at the Pythick Games, he met the Muses in his Return homewards, and had the Insolence to give them a Challenge, fancying he cou'd out-do them in that Art, at which the Daughters of Jupiter were so enraged that they deprived him of his Reason, or as Diodorus says they took from him his Voice, and his Art of playing on the Lute.
Your Voice unheard, who cou'd your Skill commend?
Had not Apelles drawn the Sea-born Queen,
Her Beauties, still, beneath the Waves had been.
And think their Labours well repay'd with Fame.
Of Gods and Kings the most peculiar Care;
Majestick Awe was in the Name allow'd,
And, they, with rich Possessions were endow'd.
Ennius
Ennius was the first Roman that wrote Annals in Heroick Verse; his Subject was the Wars of Italy, and particularly the Second Punick War, which he did to compliment his Friend and Patron Scipio, in whose Tomb he was bury'd, and who placed the Poet's Statue near his own, which shows how highly he honour'd him.
And, next his own, the Poet's Statue plac'd.
But now their Ivy Crowns bear no Esteem,
And all their Learning's thought an idle Dream.
Still, there's a Pleasure, that proceeds from Praise:
What could the high Renown of Homer raise,
But that he sung his Iliad's deathless Lays?
Danae, Daughter of Acrisius, King of Argos, who having consulted the Oracle, and being told he shou'd be kill'd by her Son, shut her up in a Brazen Tower to prevent it. But Jupiter transforming himself into a Golden Shower, brib'd her Keepers, and got her with Child; which, being born, was the renown'd Perseus. Her Father commanded both the Babe and his Mother to be thrown into the Sea; but being fortunately cast Ashoar on one of the Islands call'd Cyclades, the King of the Island marry'd the Mother; and Perseus, when he was grown up, unwittingly kill'd his Grandfather.
Had she grown old, within her Tow'r immur'd?
This, as a Rule, let ev'ry Nymph pursue,
That 'tis her Int'rest oft to come in View.
In hopes, thro' many, to make sure of one.
That over one, at least, she may prevail.
In ev'ry Place to please, be all her Thought;
Where, sometimes, least we think, the Fish is caught.
Sometimes, all Day, we hunt the tedious Foil,
Anon, the Stag himself shall seek the Toil.
Whose Charms were heighten'd and adorn'd by Grief?
The widow'd Fair, who sees her Lord expire,
While yet she weeps, may kindle new Desire,
And Hymen's Torch re-light with fun'ral Fire.
And look, you fly with speed a Fop profess'd.
Such Tools, to you, and to a thousand more,
Will tell the same dull Story o'er and o'er.
This way and that, unsteadily they rove,
And never fix'd, are Fugitives in Love.
Light, as themselves, and more Effeminate.
Believe me; all I say is for your Good;
Had
Priam, King of Troy, and Father of Paris, who stole Helen, was for restoring her to the Greeks when they demanded her by their Ambassadors; but other Councils prevailing, the War ensu'd, which ended in the Destruction of Troy, and the Death of Priam, who was kill'd by Pyrrhus, Son of Achilles, after forty Years Reign.
Who know no Love, but sordid Love of Gain
But let not powder'd Heads, nor essenc'd Hair,
Your well-believing, easie Hearts ensnare.
Rich Cloaths are oft by common Sharpers worn,
And Diamond Rings fellonious Hands adorn.
So, may your Lover burn with fierce Desire
Your Jewels to enjoy, and best Attire.
Poor Cloe robb'd, runs crying thro' the Streets:
And as she runs, Give me my own, repeats.
How often, Venus, hast thou heard such Cries,
And laugh'd amidst thy Appian Votaries?
Some so notorious are, their very Name
Must ev'ry Nymph whom they frequent, defame.
And faithless Men with constant Care avoid.
Trust not a Theseus, fair Athenian Maid,
Who has so oft th'attesting Gods betray'd.
And thou, Demophoon, Heir to Theseus' Crimes,
Hast lost thy Credit to all future Times.
But once a Contract made, keep well your Word.
For, she for any Act of Hell is fit,
And, undismay'd, may Sacrilege commit;
With impious Hands cou'd quench the vestal Fire,
Poison her Husband, in her Arms, for Hire,
Who, first, to take a Lover's Gift complies,
And then defrauds him, and his Claim denies.
And more in sight pursue th'intended Course.
And Billet-doux are sent, to sound your Heart,
Or Confident, be secretly convey'd.
Soon from the Words you'll judge, if read with Care,
When feign'd a Passion is, and when sincere.
E'er in return you write, some time, require;
Delays, if not too long, encrease Desire:
Nor let the pressing Youth with ease obtain,
Nor yet refuse him with too rude Disdain.
Now, let his Hopes, now, let his Fears encrease,
But by degrees, let Fear to Hope give place.
The usual way of Speech is more Polite.
How have I seen the puzzl'd Lover vex'd,
To read a Letter with hard Words perplex'd!
A Stile too course, takes from a handsome Face,
And makes us wish an uglier in its place.
You from your Husband still wou'd hide th'Affair,
Nor in a foolish Messenger confide.
What Agonies that Woman undergoes,
Whose Hand the Traitor threatens to expose;
Who rashly trusting, dreads to be deceiv'd,
And lives for ever to that Dread enslav'd!
Such Treachery can never be surpass'd,
For those Discov'ries, sure as Light'ning, blast.
Might I advise, Fraud shou'd with Fraud be paid;
Let Arms repel all who with Arms invade.
What, if in sev'ral Hands, you learn'd to write?
My Curse on him who first the Sex betray'd,
And this Advice so necessary made.
Nor let your Pocket-Book two Hands contain,
First, rub your Lover's out, then, write again.
Still one Contrivance more remains behind,
Which you may use as a convenient Blind;
And let your Friend, to you subscribe a Female Name.
And clap on all the Sail the Barque can bear.
Let no rude Passions in your Looks find place;
For Fury will deform the finest Face:
It swells the Lips, and blackens all the Veins,
While in the Eye a Gorgon Horror reigns.
And in a Fountain saw the Change it made,
Swelling her Cheek: She flung it quick aside;
Nor is thy Musick so much worth, she cry'd.
Look in your Glass, when you with Anger glow,
And you'll confess, you scarce your selves can know.
Nor with excessive Pride insult the Sight,
For gentle Looks, alone, to Love invite.
Believe it as a Truth that's daily try'd,
There's nothing more detestable than Pride.
“Like things which by Antipathy we hate!
Let Looks with Looks, and Smiles with Smiles be paid,
And when your Lover bows, incline your Head.
So, Love preluding, plays at first with Hearts,
And after wounds with deeper piercing Darts.
Nor me a melancholy Mistress charms;
Let sad Tecmessa weep in Ajax' Arms.
Let mourning Beauties, sullen Heroes move;
We chearful Men, like Gaiety in Love.
Let Hector in Andromache delight,
Who, in bewailing Troy, wastes all the Night.
Had they not both born Children (to be plain)
I ne'er cou'd think they'd with their Husbands lain.
I no Idea in my Mind can frame,
That either one or t'other doleful Dame,
Cou'd toy, cou'd fondle, or cou'd call their Lords
My Life, my Soul; or speak endearing Words.
Or, fear small things by greater to explain?
Observe what Conduct prudent Gen'rals use,
And how their sev'ral Officers they chuse;
To one, a Charge of Infantry commit,
Another, for the Horse, is thought more fit.
So you your sev'ral Lovers should select,
And, as you find 'em qualify'd, direct.
The wealthy Lover store of Gold should send;
The Lawyer should, in Courts, your Cause defend.
We, who write Verse, with Verse alone should bribe;
Most apt to Love is all the tuneful Tribe.
By us, your Fame shall thro' the World be blaz'd;
So Nemesis, so Cynthia's Name was rais'd.
From East to West, Lycoris Praises ring;
Nor are Corrinna's silent, whom we sing.
No Fraud, the Poet's sacred Breast can bear;
Mild are his Manners, and his Heart sincere.
Nor Wealth he seeks, nor feels Ambition's Fires,
But shuns the Bar; and Books and Shades requires.
With Ease we fix, but we with Pain remove;
Our softer Studies with our Souls combine,
And, both, to Tenderness our Hearts incline.
Be gentle, Virgins, to the Poet's Pray'r,
The God that fills him, and the Muse revere;
Something Divine is in us, and from Heav'n
Th'inspiring Spirit can alone be giv'n.
'Tis Sin, a Price from Poets to exact;
But 'tis a Sin no Woman fears to act.
Yet hide, howe'er, your Avarice from Sight,
Lest you too soon your new Admirer fright.
A new-back'd Courser, and a well-train'd Horse;
Do you, by diff'rent Management, engage
The Man in Years, and Youth of greener Age.
This, while the Wiles of Love are yet unknown,
Will gladly cleave to you, and you alone:
And all the Harvest of his Heat enjoy.
Alone, thus bless'd, of Rivals most beware;
Nor Love, nor Empire, can a Rival bear.
Men more discreetly love, when more mature,
And many things, which Youth disdains, endure;
No Windows break, nor Houses set on Fire,
Nor tear their own, or Mistresses Attire.
In Youth, the boiling Blood gives Fury vent,
But, Men in Years, more calmly Wrongs resent.
As Wood when green, or as a Torch when wet,
They slowly burn, but long retain their Heat.
More bright is youthful Flame, but sooner dies;
Then, swiftly seize the Joy that swiftly flies.
How, surely to enslave our selves, we show.
To trust a Traitor, you'll no Scruple make,
Who is a Traitor only for your sake.
Wou'd you retain him long, then, long refuse.
Oft, at your Door, make him for Entrance wait,
There let him lye, and threaten and entreat.
When cloy'd with Sweets, Bitters the Taste restore;
Ships, by fair Winds, are sometimes run ashore.
Hence springs the Coldness of a marry'd Life,
The Husband, when he pleases, has his Wife.
Bar but your Gate, and let your Porter cry
Here's no Admittance, Sir; I must deny:
The very Husband, so repuls'd, will find
A growing Inclination to be kind.
I, now, sharp Weapons for the Sex provide;
Nor doubt, against my self, to see 'em try'd.
Beware, lest Jealousies his Soul allarm;
That he, and only he's the happy Man.
Anon, by due degrees, small Doubts create,
And let him fear some Rival's better Fate.
Such little Arts make Love its Vigour hold,
Which, else wou'd languish, and too soon grow old.
Then, streins the Courser to out-strip the Wind,
When one before him runs, and one he hears behind.
Love, when extinct, Suspicions may revive;
I own, when mine's secure, 'tis scarce alive.
Yet, one Precaution to this Rule belongs;
Let us at most suspect, not prove our Wrongs.
Sometimes, your Lover to incite the more,
Pretend, your Husband's Spies beset the Door:
Tho' free as Thais, still affect a Fright;
For, seeming Danger heightens the Delight.
Oft let the Youth in thro' your Window steal,
Tho' he might enter at the Door as well;
And, sometimes, let your Maid Surprize pretend,
And beg you, in some Hole to hide your Friend.
And let him taste of Happiness sincere;
Lest, quite dishearten'd with too much Fatigue,
He shou'd grow weary of the dull Intrigue.
Both to evade the Husband, and the Spy.
Agrees with Justice, Modesty, and Law:
But, that a Mistress may be lawful Prize,
None, but her Keeper, I am sure, denies.
For such fair Nymphs, these Precepts are design'd,
Which ne'er can fail, join'd with a willing Mind.
Tho' stuck with Argus' Eyes your Keeper were,
Advis'd by me, you shall elude his Care.
Can he observe what Letters then you write?
Which, in her Breast, your Confident may hide?
Can he the Note beneath her Garter view,
Or that, which, more conceal'd, is in her Shoe?
Yet, these perceiv'd, you may her Back undress,
And, writing on her Skin, your Mind express.
New Milk, or pointed Spires of Flax, when green,
Will Ink supply, and Letters mark unseen.
Fair will the Paper show, nor can be read,
'Till all the Writing's with warm Ashes spread.
And in his Tow'r of Brass, a Grandsire made.
Or in the Circus view the noble Sport?
Or, can you be to Isis Fane pursu'd,
Or Cybelle's, whose Rites all Men exclude?
Tho' watchful Servants to the Bagnio come,
They're ne'er admitted to the Bathing-room.
May you not take to your Sick-bed a Friend?
False Keys a private Passage may procure,
If not, there are more Ways besides the Door.
Sometimes, with Wine, your watchful Follow'r treat;
When drunk, you may with ease his Care defeat:
Or, to prevent too sudden a Surprise,
Prepare a sleeping Draught, to seal his Eyes:
Or let your Maid, still longer time to gain,
An Inclination for his Person feign;
With faint Resistance let her drill him on,
And, after competent Delays, be won.
Since Gold the greatest Vigilance beguiles?
Believe me, Men and Gods with Gifts are pleas'd;
Ev'n angry Jove with Off'rings is appeas'd.
With Presents, Fools and Wise alike are caught,
Give but enough, the Husband may be bought.
That you for ever his Connivance buy;
Pay him his Price at once, for with such Men
You'll know no End of giving now and then.
Of Jealousie occasion'd by a Friend.
Believe me, Apprehensions of that kind,
Are not alone to our false Sex confin'd.
Trust not too far, your She-Companion's Truth,
Lest she sometimes shou'd intercept the Youth:
The very Confident that lends the Bed,
May entertain your Lover, in your stead.
Nor keep a Servant with too fair a Face,
For such I've known supply her Lady's Place.
Teaching the Foe unequal War to wage?
Did ever Bird the Fowler's Net prepare?
Was ever Hound instructed by the Hare?
I'll faithfully proceed to teach my Art.
Defenceless and unarm'd expose my Life,
And for the Lemnian Ladies, whet the Knife.
Nor will you find it hard, Belief to gain;
Full of himself, he your Design will aid:
To what we wish, 'tis easie to persuade.
With dying Eyes, his Face and Form survey,
Then, sigh, and wonder he so long cou'd stay:
Now, drop a Tear, your Sorrows to asswage,
Anon, reproach him, and pretend to rage.
Such Proofs as these, will all Distrust remove,
And make him pity your excessive Love.
Scarce to himself will he forbear to cry,
How can I let this poor fond Creature die?
But chiefly, one, such fond Behaviour fires,
Who courts his Glass, and his own Charms admires.
He'll think a Goddess might with ease be won.
Nor strait fly out, when you a Rival fear.
Let not your Passions o'er your Sense prevail,
Nor credit lightly ev'ry idle Tale.
Let Procris Fate, a sad Example be
Of what Effects attend Credulity.
And flow'ring Hills, a sacred Fountain flows;
With soft and verdant Turf the Soil is spread,
And sweetly-smelling Shrubs the Ground o'er-shade.
There, Rosemary and Bays, their Odours join,
And with the fragrant Myrtle's Scent, combine.
There, Tamarisks with thick-leav'd Box are found,
And Cytissus, and Garden Pines, abound.
Tremble the Leaves, and tender tops of Grass.
Hither, wou'd Cephalus retreat to rest,
When tir'd with Hunting, or with Heat opprest:
And, thus, to Air, the panting Youth wou'd pray,
Come, gentle Aura, come, this Heat allay.
But some Tale-bearing too officious Friend,
By chance, o'er-heard him as he thus complain'd;
Who, with the News to Procris quick repair'd,
Repeating Word for Word what she had heard.
Soon as the Name of Aura reach'd her Ears,
With Jealousie surpriz'd, and fainting Fears,
Her rosie Colour fled her lovely Face,
And Agonies like Death, supply'd the place;
Pale she appear'd as are the falling Leaves,
When first the Vine the Winter's blast receives.
Of ripen'd Quinces, such the yellow Hue,
Or, when unripe, we Cornel-berries view.
Reviving from her Swoon, her Robes she tore,
Nor her own faultless Face to wound, forbore.
With
The Priestesses and Priests of Bacchus, who celebrated the Festival of that God, did it with the Noise of Shouts, Drums, Timbrels and Cymbals, were crown'd with Ivy, Vine, &c. and carry'd a Thyrsus or Staff wreath'd with it in their Hands; they were frantick and outragious in their Actions during this Ceremony.
Thither arriv'd, she leaves, below, her Friends;
And, all alone, the shady Hill ascends.
What Folly, Procris, o'er thy Mind prevail'd?
What Rage, thus, fatally, to lye conceal'd?
Whoe'er this Aura be (such was thy Thought)
She, now shall in the very Fact be caught.
Anon, thy Heart repents its rash Designs,
And now to go, and now to stay inclines:
Thus, Love, with Doubts perplexes still thy Mind,
And makes thee seek, what thou must dread to find.
But still thy Rival's Name rings in thy Ears,
And more suspicious still the Place appears:
But more than all, excessive Love deceives,
Which, all it fears, too easily believes.
Soon as she saw where Cephalus had lain.
The scorching Ardour of the Mid-day Sun;
With Water, first, he sprinkled o'er his Face,
Which glow'd with Heat; then sought his usual Place.
Procris, with anxious but with silent Care,
View'd him extended, with his Bosom bare;
And heard him, soon, th'accustom'd Words repeat,
Come Zephyr, Aura come, allay this Heat:
Soon as she found her Error, from the Word,
Her Colour and her Temper were restor'd.
With Joy she rose, to clasp him in her Arms:
But, Cephalus, the rustling Noise alarms;
Some Beast, he thinks, he in the Bushes hears,
And strait, his Arrows and his Bow prepares.
Hold! hold! unhappy Youth!—I call in vain,
With thy own Hand thou hast thy Procris slain.
Me, me, (she crys) thou'st wounded with thy Dart!
But Cephalus was wont to wound this Heart.
Yet, lighter on my Ashes, Earth will lye,
Since, tho' untimely, I unrival'd die:
Jealous of Air, to Air I yield my Breath.
Close to his heavy Heart, her Cheek he laid,
And wash'd, with streaming Tears, the Wound he made;
At length, the Springs of Life their Currents leave,
And her last Gasp, her Husband's Lips receive.
'Till, safe to Port our weary Bark we guide.
What Rules, to Treats and Entertainments reach.
Come not the first, invited to a Feast;
Rather, come last, as a more grateful Guest.
For, that, of which we fear to be depriv'd,
Meets with the surest Welcome, when arriv'd.
Besides, Complexions of a courser kind,
From Candle-light, no small Advantage find.
Nor let your unwip'd Hands besmear your Face;
Nor, yet, too squeamishly your Meat avoid,
Lest we suspect you were in private cloy'd.
Of all Extreams in either kind, beware,
And still, before your Belly's full, forbear.
No Glutton Nymph, however Fair, can wound,
Tho' more than Hellen she in Charms abound.
More suits the Sex, and sooner finds Excuse;
It warms the Blood, adds Lustre to the Eyes,
And Wine and Love have always been Allies.
But, carefully from all Intemp'rance keep,
Nor drink 'till you see double, lisp, or sleep.
For in such Sleeps, Brutalities are done,
Which, tho' you loath, you have no Pow'r to shun.
Shou'd next be taught, how to behave in Bed.
With weary Wings, the labour'd Flight pursues;
Her purple Swans unyoak'd, the Chariot leave,
And needful Rest (their Journey done) receive.
And equal Arms, on either Sex bestow:
While Men and Maids, who by my Rules improve,
Ovid, must own, their Master is in Love.
The Third Volume of the Works of Mr. William Congreve | ||