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ON A LINE IN “THE CHARACTER OF A COUNTRY PARSON:”

“And shakes his head at Dr. Swift.”

I

When Jonathan his wit displays
In satire and sometimes in praise,
Much I admire his matchless gift,
Yet shake my head at Doctor Swift.

II

When he discovers, vain and mean,
The' amour betwixt a fair and dean;
Though private life I scorn to sift,
I shake my head at Doctor Swift.

III

Whene'er he leaps religion's bound,
When rattling oaths in volleys sound;
My hands and eyes I then uplift,
And shake my head at Doctor Swift.

IV

When he with lewdness lards his jokes,
In ordure and in urine pokes;
To' avoid a puke I make a shift,
But shake my head at Doctor Swift.

V

If e'er, forgetting Ireland's cries,
In England he attempt to rise,
I'll grieve to see the paltry drift,
And shake my head at Doctor Swift.