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ELEGY ON PUDDING LIZZIE.

She's gane! she's gane!—O'er true the tale!
She's left us a' to sab an' wail!
Auld Clatterbanes has hit the nail
Upo' the head;
Deil o' his carcase mak a flail,
Sin' Lizzie's dead!
O Death! O Death! thou'rt void o' feeling!
For wi' thy deadly whittle stealing
Through gentle hald, or hamely sheeling,
Wi' divet rigging,
Thou send'st the best o' bodies, reeling,
To their cauld bigging.

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Hadst thou but claughted wi' thy claw
A Lord, a Duke, or baith the twa,
The skaith, I trow, had been but sma',
Ane might forgie ye;
But Lizzie thus to steal awa,
O wae be t'ye!
Auld Reekie's callants, mourn wi' me;
Your waes, alake! are sair to dree:
O mourn the days—the days o' glee,
Now fled awa!
I see the tear in mony an e'e,
Fu' sadly fa'.
O, mony a time, ance on a day,
In cheery bangs we've ta'en our way,
Ilk birkie keenly bent on play,
Wi' hearts fu' light,
An' for a wee set Care astray,
Far out o' sight.

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An' whan we reached her little dwalling,
Whare tuilzied birds wi' bluidy talon,
How kind she met us at the hallan,
Led to the ha',
“Gude-e'en! gude-e'en!” aye loudly bawling,
An' becking law.
Syne what a fyke, an' what a fraising!
“The puddings, bairns, are just in season—
“They're newly made—the kettle's bizzing—
“Sae dinna fret;
“Mair sappy anes ne'er crossed your wizen,
“Although I say't.”
Saul! how it sharpened, ilka ane,
Whan wi' them she came todlin ben,
A' piping like a roasted hen,
(Braw healthy eating!)
Wi' timmer pins at ilka end,
To haud the meat in.

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An' then she had the knack sae weel,
To gust the gab o' ony chiel
Wi' spiceries brought through danger's fiel',
Frae India's coast,
An' ingans, mixt wi' gude ait-meal,
Auld Scotia's boast.
Thus seated round her canty ingle,
O how the knives an' forks wad ringle,
An' cutty-spoons 'mang puddings mingle,
Hoved up sae waly;
An caps an' trenchers in a jingle
A' scarted brawly.
Did ony relish cauler water?
Na, faith, it was na in our nature:
We boot to hae a wee drap creature,
Gude Papish Whisky;
It beits new life in ilka feature,
An' keeps ane brisk aye.

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Whan she begoud to crack her creed,
I've seen our chafts maist like to screed;
In short, at times a single thread
Might e'en hae tied us;
An', vow! how crouse she cocked her head,
Whan set beside us!
The mair the pith o' barley shone,
The mair was heard Mirth's social tone;
An' sang, an' joke, an' toast, gaed roun',
Wi' glee imprinted,
While busy Time still jogged on,
Unmarked, untented;
Till Night, her sable mantle dreeping,
Brought Luna o'er St Anthon's peeping,
An' dowie ghaists, frae kirk-yards creeping,
Began to wander,
Whan we, frae Lizzie's kindly keeping,
Wad hamewards dander.

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Oh, wae's my heart! now, whan she's gane,
How sad an' altered is the strain!
To pudding-feasts, an' rants fu' fain,
Nae mair we'll pap in;
Our wames e'en to our rigging-bane
Like skate-fish clapping.
But whisht! for mair I canna speak—
The tears come rapping down my cheek,
To mark her grave, sae cauld an' bleak,
The green grass growing;
But L---d keep her frae Hornie's creek,
Black, sooty, lowing!
Then O fareweel to feasting rare,
An' scrieving cracks that drave aff care!
Fareweel to ranting late an' ear',
Sae blythe an' frisky!
An' eke, fareweel, for ever mair,
To Papish Whisky!