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The Songs, &c. in the Cabinet of fancy: or evening exhibition

As it is performed at the Theatre-Royal in the Hay-market [by G. A. Stevens]

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AIR VII.

[WHEN a man is marry'd, he's undone]

PUNCH.
WHEN a man is marry'd, he's undone;
Wife,
Strife,
Such wretched life!
Mangling,
Wrangling,
Like bells jangling,
Holding,
Scolding,
'Tis the ton.

JOAN.
When a woman's marry'd, she's undone;
Then
Men,
Nine out of ten,

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Swearing,
Tearing,
Overbearing,
Drinking,
Sinking.
That's the ton.

BOTH.
He.
When a man is marry'd he's undone

She.
When a woman's marry'd she's undone

She.
Spouse,

He.
Blouze.

She.
Don't anger rouze,
Traitor!

He.
Creature!

She.
Such ill-nature!
Conscience!

He.
Nonsense!

She.
Sirrah, take that. Fight off.

He.
Hussey, take that. Fight off.