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Songs, comic and satyrical

By George Alexander Stevens. A new edition, Corrected
 

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AMELIA.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

AMELIA.

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Tune,—Ye Lasses who drive from the smoke of the town.

One eve from whist-table Amelia withdrew,
Join'd our group, and she begg'd we'd explain—
Why year after year, by Wit's common-place crew,
We are told life's so short and so vain:
With a look that spoke more than all Cicero said,
To me flew her order—I bow'd, and obey'd.
“Our sex, my fair curious, are Vanity's fools,
“On Bubbles of Self-love we soar;
“However a patron may pension his tool,
Dependency dodges for more:
“The gross of Mankind are such near-sighted elves,
“As trash they behold all the world,—but themselves.
“Illib'ral Ingratitude always will scold,
Expectancy's ever in pain;
Abuse gives her tongue, and you need not be told,
“The most worthless are always most vain:
“Like pure silent streams, Merit keeps in its place,
“Approach Dunce's torrent, Froth flies in your face.

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“When you bless the day, with your figure and face,
Insensibles seem to admire;
“By Love's Electricities—Beauty and Grace,
“Ev'n Dullness is struck with desire:
“Life's not worth without you, one half day's expence,
“'Tis a world without sun, and a soul without sense.
“O! wou'd ye, Ineffables, wou'd you endure,
“To bestow upon man a new birth;
“Your forms are specifics to furnish the cure,
“And eradicate Folly from earth:
“To you, as our sovereign, we offer our hearts,
“And only are happy when you take our parts.”