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[Samuel Arnold]
 
 
 
 


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[Samuel Arnold]

[_]

The attribution of this poem is uncertain.

1

Independents precise of late did devise
Of a Boatman

Mr. Arnold

to make a Divine

A Smith and a Planter

Ordinery lay-Brethren.

did make an Adventure

Their Wits and their Call to refine.

2

I wish he steer well his new Boat out of Hell
And that he Mistake not his port:
Or he will steer thither, or I know not whither,
If instead of Starboard, he port.

3

Our reverend Dea'n

Farmer

with his hands washed clean,

Laid them on our Pastors Head;
And gave him a Charge, which was so very large
That it struck him almost dead.

4

The other Dea'n

Blacksmith

was very whist

And on his Head he laid his Fist
But did not express either Word or Letter
And being in a Maze, put his hand out of place
Which indeed became the Anvil better.

5

[OMITTED]
Blind Zeal they had for their pretencment
Their Doctor they made and were not afraid,
By a strange and new fashioned Commencement.