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To ye Tune that peg's gone ouer ye sea with a soldr.
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 - O all yee young ladies of merry England 1 (1)
 - That haue been to kisse ye Dutches hand 2 (2)
 - I pray you enquire ye next time you goe 3 (3)
 - for a noble Italian calld seignior Dildo. 4 (4)
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 - This seignior Dildoe was ye cheife of ye Traine 5 (5)
 - That came to conduct her ouer ye Maine 6 (6)
 - I could not in conscience but let you all knowe 7 (7)
 - The Happy arriuall of signior Dildoe 8 (8)
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 - A<t> ye signe of ye crosse in St James-street 9 (9)
 - When next you endeauour to make yr selfe sweat[7] 10 (10)
 - By Buying of powder Gloues Essence or soe 11 (11)
 - You may chance get a sight of signior Dildoe 12 (12)
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 - Youle take him at first for noe person of Note 13 (13)
 - Because hee'l appeare in a plaine leather Coate 14 (14)
 - But when you his Vertuous abilities knowe 15 (15)
 - Youle fall doune & Worship this signior Dildoe 16 (16)
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 - This signior dwelt once with ye Countesse of Ralph 17 (29)
 - & from all ye fierce[8] Harry's preserued her safe 18 (30)
 - She had almost smother'd Him under her pillowe 19 (31)
 - 'Tis a Barbarous Nation quoth signior Dildoe 20 (32)
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 - My Lady Southaske Heauen prosper her fort 21 (17)
 - first cloathed Him in satin & sent him to Court 22 (18)
 - When scarse in ye Circle his face he durst shew 23 (19)
 - Soe modest a Youth was this signior Dildoe. 24 (20)
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 - My good Lady suffolk thinking noe harme 25 (21)
 - Had hid this poore stranger under her Arme 26 (22)
 - Lady Betty by chance came this secret to know 27 (23)
 - & from her owne Mother stool signior Dildoe 28 (24)
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 - Her Dutifull daughter whom dearly she loued 29 (24.1)
 - with teares in her Eyes shee gently reproued 30 (24.2)
 - O lamentable Betty why did you doe soe 31 (24.3)
 - I prethee restore me my signior Dildoe. 32 (24.4)
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 - pray pardon me Madam quoth Lady Betty. 33 (24.5)
 - I'me not such an Asse as you take me to bee 34 (24.6)
 - for all yo're my mother Il haue you to know 35 (24.7)
 - You shall giue me a prick or I'le keep your Dildoe 36 (24.8)
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 - St Albans with wrinkles & smiles in his face 37 (57)
 - Whose kindnes to strangers becomes his High place 38 (58)
 - In coach & six Horses is gone to pergoe 39 (59)
 - to take ye fresh aire with signior Dildoe 40 (60)
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 - The Maidens of Honor rood to ye sea side 41 (36.1)
 - In comely behauiour to meet ye new Bride 42 (36.2)
 - Wh<e>re noe on regarded poore Prince Rinaldoe 43 (36.3)
 - But all fell a scratching for signior Dildoe 44 (36.4)
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 - Red Howard Red Sheldon & Temple soe tall 45 (49)
 - Complain of his Absence thus long from whitehall 46 (50)
 - But Sir Barnard has promised a journey to Goe 47 (51)
 - & bring back his Contriman signior Dildoe 48 (52)
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 - Doll Howard no more with his Highnes shall range 49 (53)
 - Wee'l profer her therefore this Civill exchange 50 (54)
 - Her teeth being rotten she smells best belowe 51 (55)
 - & needs must be fitter for signior Dildoe 52 (56)
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 - The Dutches of late hath heard a report 53 (56.1)
 - That Catzo had Divers intreagues in ye Court 54 (56.2)
 - To preserue her maids from him has order'd it soe 55 (56.3)
 - That each Maid of Honor should haue signior Dildoe 56 (56.4)
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 - This signior is sound safe ready & Dumbe 57 (73)
 - As euer was Candle finger or Thumbe 58 (74)
 - Then away with these Nastie deuices to show 59 (75)
 - How you'le rate ye Just Merits of signior Dildoe 60 (76)
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 - If he were but well used by ye Citizen fopps 61 (61)
 - Hee'd keep their fine wiues from ye foremen of ye shops 62 (62)
 - But ye rascall<s> deserue their Hornes should still growe 63 (63)
 - For burning ye Pope & his Nephew Dildoe 64 (64)
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 - When steward & Harvy doe meet & debate 65 (64.1)
 - In private of mighty affaires of ye state 66 (64.2)
 - They alwaies admitt to make up ye Junto 67 (64.3)
 - A trustie Butler & signior Dildoe 68 (64.4)
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 - Tom Killegrews wife ye faire flower of dort 69 (65)
 - At ye sight of this stranger did boeth fart & <s>nort 70 (66)
 - & more of her Ciuill Dutch breeding to showe 71 (67)
 - Cry'ed Welcome to Ningland Myn heer Van Dildoe 72 (68)
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 - He Ciuilly went to ye Cockpit on night 73 (69)
 - & offerd his seruice to faire Mm Knight 74 (70)
 - Quoth she I intreague it with Captaine Catzo 75 (71)
 - Your Nose in mine Arse then quoth signior Dildoe 76 (72)
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 - Lord Almoner Howard a Tu Quoque of Rome 77 (28.25)
 - Doth usher in all ye young Ladies that Come 78 (28.26)
 - & if that Italian they chance not to knowe 79 (28.27)
 - He interprets between them & signior Dildoe 80 (28.28)
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 - He hath ma<n>y preferments in church & in state 81 (28.29)
 - For he gouerns ye Conscience of gracious Queen Kate 82 (28.30)
 - & Though in ye pulpit his parts he nere showe 83 (28.31)
 - He is father Confessor to signior Dildoe 84 (28.32)
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 - Our Delicate Dutchesses haue got a Trick 85 (33)
 - To be fond of a fool for ye sake of his Prick 86 (34)
 - How ye fopps were undone if their Graces did knowe 87 (35)
 - The discretion & Vigour of signior Dildoe 88 (36)
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 - The stiffe stalking lord with his hugh limber prick 89 (40.1)
 - Has shut himselfe up & pretends to be sick 90 (40.2)
 - Cause Cleauland resolues ye King shall Bestowe 91 (40.3)
 - Her son Eustans Blew ribbon on signior Dildoe 92 (40.4)
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 - A Number of prick<s> who were welcome before 93 (81)
 - Being snubed by ye porter & shut out of Dore 94 (82)
 - Maliciously waited his comeing to knowe 95 (83)
 - & inhumanly set upon signior Dildoe. 96 (84)
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 - From this barbarous rabble this stranger did fly 97 (85)
 - All along the palmall they follow full cry 98 (86)
 - The weomen concerned out of euery Window 99 (87)
 - Cryed Oh for God sake saue Signior Dildoe 100 (88)
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 - But my good Lady Sandes burst into a laughter 101 (89)
 - To see how ye Ballocks came wambling after — 102 (90)
 - & had not their weight o're headed ye foe 103 (91)
 - In deed 'thad gone hard with signior Dildoe 104 (92)
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 - Lord Newport who with his old sencelesse laugh 105 (92.01)
 - To Brunkard & Denham owes his white staffe 106 (92.02)
 - Will still be a fumbling but Howard Cries oh 107 (92.03)
 - Let alone your weak prick giue me ye Dildoe 108 (92.04)
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 - In to Yorke house at last for protection he fleed 109 (92.1)
 - He knew himselfe safe with a Nation well bread 110 (92.2)
 - & ye Count d'Gramount by ye Marques de Angeau 111 (92.3)
 - To his Countesse at paris sent Signior Dildoe 112 (92.4)
 
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