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The Poems of John Byrom

Edited by Adolphus William Ward
Byrom, John (1692-1763)

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VOL. I.—MISCELLANEOUS POEMS.
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PART I.
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PART II.
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DIALOGUES IN THE LANCASHIRE DIALECT.
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VERSES CONTRIBUTED TO THE CHESTER COURANT.
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I. TOM THE PORTER.
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II. ON TESTS.
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III. MISS ---'S OBSERVATION UPON THE LATIN MOTTO.
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IV. LOVERS OF LIBERTY.
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V. DE FACTO LOYALTY.
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VI. ON THE NATURALISATION BILL.
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VII. ON THE SAME.
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VIII. ON THE SAME.
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IX. ON THE SAME.
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X. ON THE SAME.
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XI. ADVERTISEMENT UPON THE SAME.
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XII. THE RUMP PARLIAMENT: A HISTORICAL QUESTION.
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XIII. ON THE SAME.
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XIV. THE GHOST OF THE RUMP.
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XV. TO MISO-MANC. AND COMPANY.
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XVI. HOW DIFFERS HISTORY, PRITHEE, FROM HISTORIANS?
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XVII. WHITWORTH'S VICARIOUS SUFFERINGS.
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XVIII. BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
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XIX. OAK-APPLE DAY.
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XX. THE CONTRAST BETWEEN TWO EXECUTED LORDS.
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XXI. A GENUINE DIALOGUE BETWEEN A GENTLEWOMAN AT DERBY AND HER MAID JENNY,
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XXII. VERSES SPOKEN EXTEMPORE BY A SOLDIER THE DAY AFTER HE RECEIVED A FLANNEN WAISTCOAT, THROUGH THE BOUNTY OF THE QUAKERS.
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XXIII. ONE THING WANTING.
  
AN EPISTLE TO A FRIEND,
  
SIR LOWBRED O**N,
  
AGAINST AN UNGALLANT MODERN ROUNDHEAD.
  
TO THE EARL OF HARRINGTON: AN APPEAL FOR MERCY.
  
TO LADY B--- W---,
  
THOUGHTS ON RIME AND BLANK VERSE.
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AN EPISTLE TO A FRIEND
  
THE ORIGIN OF POETRY.
  
A DEFENCE OF RIME.
  
VERSES ON THE ATTACK UPON ADMIRAL BYNG IN THE “MONITOR.”
  
REMARKS ON DR. BROWN'S ESTIMATE.
  
REMARKS ON A PAMPHLET ENTITLED EPISTLES TO THE GREAT, FROM ARISTIPPUS IN RETIREMENT
  
REMARKS UPON DR. AKENSIDE'S AND MR. WHITEHEAD'S VERSES,
  
ON THE PATRON OF ENGLAND;
  
AN EPISTLE TO J. BL---K---N, ESQ.,
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THREE EPISTLES TO G. LLOYD, ESQ., ON THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE IN HOMER:
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CRITICAL REMARKS IN ENGLISH AND LATIN UPON SEVERAL PASSAGES IN HORACE.
  
LINES ON A CONTESTED ELECTION TO A FELLOWSHIP OF THE MANCHESTER COLLEGIATE CHURCH.
  
EPITAPH ON WILLIAM OF WYKEHAM.
  
PLURAL AND SINGULAR.
  
AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING LETTER, .
  
TIME PAST, FUTURE, AND PRESENT.
  
LOOK AT HOME!
  
DISARMING AN ENEMY.
  
ANGRY REPROOF.
  
THE EFFECTS OF MANNER.
  
THE WICKEDNESS OF REVENGE.
  
THE SELF-SUBORDINATION OF REASON.
  
THE QUID AND THE QUIS.
  
A QUERY.
  
VERSES DESIGNED FOR A WATCH-CASE.
  
AN ADMONITION AGAINST SWEARING.
  
TO THE SAME, EXTEMPORE.
  
ON PRIOR'S SOLOMON.
  
AN ANECDOTE.
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VOL. II.—SACRED POEMS.

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XXIII. ONE THING WANTING.

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When, once, a King enquir'd (no Matter who),
How many Requisites in War would do,
The Monarch thought the Statesman had been funny,
Who answer'd: “Three, Sir: Money, Money, Money.”
But right he answer'd, as Affairs went then,
If Money would procure Allies and Men.
But modern Ministers keep up the Tune
And “Money, Money, Money!” cries each One.
But here the Diff'rence is: these modern Great
Buy only Promises whene'er they treat.
Tho' Money once suffic'd, we must allow,
Some further Requisite is wanting now,
Some higher Quality, to play our Part.—
Say, P---m, is it Honesty, or Art?
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