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Poems, Epigrams and Sonnets

By R. E. Egerton-Warburton

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THE REBUKE.

Said Brown—“When I, myself to rid
Of pestering Arabs, fiercely chid
The swarm which throng'd the Pyramid,
—My false teeth as I loudly swore
By chance fell out,—then all was o'er,
And not a word could I say more!”
“You muff!” said Jones.—“Had you been quick
And seized that moment for the trick,
You might have talk'd Gum-Arabic!”