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INTRODUCTION.

Hech! but 'tis awfu'-like to rise up here,
Where sic a sight o' learn'd folks' pows appear!
Sae mony piercing een a' fix'd on ane,
Is maist enough to freeze me to a stane!
But 'tis a mercy—mony thanks to Fate,
Pedlars are poor, but unco seldom blate.
(Speaking to the President.)
This question, Sir, has been right weel disputet,
And meikle, weel-a-wat's been said about it;
Chiels, that precisely to the point can speak,
And gallop o'er lang blauds of kittle Greek;
Ha'e sent frae ilka side their sharp opinion,
And peeled it up as ane wad peel an ingon.
I winna plague you lang wi' my poor spale,
But only crave your patience to a Tale;
By which ye'll ken on whatna side I'm stinnin',
As I perceive your hindmost minute's rinnin'.