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Heir Apparent
Mr. Collier, considered in many circles as
Mr. Mannix's most likely heir, laughed
uproariously when he was informed of the
current president' announcement and added,
"Boy, Kevin really is an ass, isn't he."
Last year, Mr. Mannix ran for President of
Student Council and was unopposed in the
election. He received 54 per cent of the vote.
"The election at the end of the month will
be more of a race," Mr. Mannix noted.
"However," he claimed unconvincingly, "I am
actually glad that I will be opposed this year
because then my victory, and it is, I would like
to point out, inevitable, my victory will be a
clear mandate to continue my policies."
"There has not been enough time this year
to solve the many serious problems students at
the University face. One more year in office
would allow me to accomplish many of these
important goals," he concluded.
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