Finishing his morning aco, this squirrel hurries from his home on the Lawn down his ee and onto ou once beautiful Lawn. An unverified report rumors that this squirrel patrols the lower end of the Lawn, biting all those inconsiderate humans on the right ankle who indiscriminately trample the fragile blades of grass. Presumably, these squirrels will not be satiated until the Lawn is green again or every student is confined to wheelchairs.
