I. —How he came to be a Democrat 25
 
II. —Wingert's Corners Secedes 28
 
III. —Negro Emigration 31
 
IV. —Oad to Peece 34
 
V. —Has an Interview with Vallandigham 36
 
VI. —Proposes to Celebrate the Fourth 40
 
VII. —Annihilates an Oberlinite 43
 
VIII. —Makes a Candidate “uv Hisself” 46
 
IX. —Shows why he should not be Drafted 52
 
X. —In Canada 54
 
XI. —Is finally Drafted 57
 
XII. —Deserts—His Experience in Clothes 60
 
XIII. —Captures a Turkey 65
 
XIV. —Improves his Fortunes by Marriage 68
 
XV. —Converses with a Southern Soldier 70
 
XVI. —At Home 73
 
XVII. —Assists Draft Resisters 76
 
XVIII. —Strategises 79
 
XIX. —Addresses the Soldiers 81
 
XX. —Organizes a Democratic Church 84
 
XXI. —Goes on with his Church 87
 
XXII. —“Capcherd” 90
 
XXIII. —Starts a Paper 93
 
XXIV. —Preaches and makes a Sudden Shift 96
 
XXV. —Observes a Day of Fasting 99
 
XXVI. —Visits Vallandigham 102
 
XXVII. —Converses with a Brother 107
 
XXVIII. —Confession of Faith 110
 
XXIX. —Preaches—Subject: “Givin” 113
 
XXX. —Visits Camp Dennison to Electioneer for Vallandigham 116
 
XXXI. —In the “Apossel Biznis” 119
 
XXXII. —Waileth 122
 
XXXIII. —“Changes his Base” 125
 
XXXIV. —Has an Interview with the President 128
 
XXXV. —Preaches 132
 
XXXVI. —Proposes to Restore the Union 136
 
XXXVII. —A Plan for the Salvation of the Democratic Party 139
 
XXXVIII. —Takes a Retrospective View 142
 
XXXIX. —Communes with Spirits 145
 
XL. —Tries an Experiment 149
 
XLI. —Addresses Jefferson Davis 152
 
XLII. —Establishes African Slavery 155
 
XLIII. —Opposes the Nomination of a Military Man 159
 
XLIV. —Preaches—Subject: “The Prodigal Son” 163
 
XLV. —Dreams 167
 
XLVI. —Tries to Awaken an Interest 172
 
XLVII. —Recommends Unanimity 176
 
XLVIII. —Again Repudiates McClellan, and Reasons Therefor 179
 
XLIX. —Ordains a Missionary 182
 
L. —Will Support McClellan 186
 
LI. —Gives Thanks 189
 
LII. —Waileth 192
 
LIII. —Fremont's Nomination 195
 
LIV. —Nominates a Ticket 198
 
LV. —Addresses Jefferson Davis 200
 
LVI. —On the Return of Vallandigham 203
 
LVII. —Defines his Position, and Appeals for Aid 206
 
LVIII. —Declares for Repudiation and Union with the South 210
 
LIX. —Shows that a War Platform won't do for the Democracy 213
 
LX. —Has a Class Meeting and Deprecates Negro Killing 216
 
LXI. —Starts a Society of his Own 219
 
LXII. —Indorses the Nomination 222
 
LXIII. —The Candidates and Platform 226
 
LXIV. —Waileth Muchly 230
 
LXV. —Despondent 233
 
LXVI. —Lamenteth 235
 
LXVII. —The Planter's Lament 238
 
LXVIII. —Has a Dream 240
 
LXIX. —Loses a Friend, and Writes his Obituary 244
 
LXX. —Issues an “Appele” 248
 
LXXI. —Has a Difficulty with his Flock and Leaves it 252
 
LXXII. —Ye Lament of Joseph Bowers 255
 
LXXIII. —Takes a Retrospective View 262
 
LXXIV. —Deprecates the Arming of the Slaves by the South 266
 
LXXV. —Has a Frightful Dream 269
 
LXXVI. —Proposes the Emigration of the Democracy 272
 
LXXVII. —Consults the Spirits 276
 
LXXVIII. —“Waileth and Cusseth” 279
 
LXXIX. —Renounces Slavery 283
 
LXXX. —Lamenteth 285
 
LXXXI. —Lines onto O. P. Morton, the Tirent uv Injeany 288
 
LXXXII. —Details the Failures of the Democracy 290
 
LXXXIII. —Mr. Nasby and his Friends on the Fall of Charleston 292
 
LXXXIV. —Lamenteth over the Apostacy of the Saints 297
 
LXXXV. —The Fall of Richmond and Lee's Surrender 300
 
LXXXVI. —The Assassination 304
 
LXXXVII. —“Makes a Delegashun uv Hisself” 307
 
LXXXVIII. —Sonnit—2 a Litter uv Little Pigs 311
 
LXXXIX. —Has a Vision 312
 
XC. —Lays Down a Platform for the Coming Campaign 317
 
XCI. —Sonnit—2 a Old Hoss 321
 
XCII. —Meets a “Reconstructid Suthern Shivelry” 322
 
XCIII. —“Dreams a Dream” 327
 
XCIV. —Sonnit—2 Whisky 331
 
XCV. —Issues an Address to the Southern Democracy 332
 
XCVI. —Searches the Scriptures, and gets Comfort Therefrom 336
 
XCVII. —Suggests a “Psalm of Sadness” for his friends South 339
 
XCVIII. —Has a Dream which Unveils the Future 343
 
XCIX. —Opposes the Nomination of Soldiers 349
 
C. —Sonnit—2 Hanner Ann 353
 
CI. —Meets a Pardoned Rebel, who Enlightens Him 354
 
CII. —The Wise Old Rat 361
 
CIII. —Sonnit—2 my Nose 365
 
CIV. —The Diskontentid Pezant 366
 
CV. —Sonnit—2 a Skeeter 371
 
CVI. —Embarks in a New Enterprise 372
 
CVII. —Indulges in a Reminiscence of his Youthful Days 375
 
CVIII. —Sonnit—2 a Korn 380
 
CIX. —On the Diversity of the Races 381
 
CX. —Sonnit—2 a Five-cent Piece 385
 
CXI. —On Southern Character 386
 
CXII. —A Horrible Vision 390
 
CXIII. —Has a Conversation with the Devil 398
 
CXIV. —Appeal to the Democracy 403
 
CXV. —After the October Elections, 1865 407
 
CXVI. —The Bow-Legged Knite 411
 
CXVII. —Gives his Experience in Negro Impudence 416
 
CXVIII. —A few Last Words 420