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Parnassi Puerperium

or, Some Well-wishes to ingenuity, in the Translation of Six Hundred, of Owen's Epigrams; Martial de Spectaculis, or of Rarities to be seen in Rome; and the most Select, in Sir Tho. More...
  
  

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19. A Cause, finely pleaded.

A certain cause, was come to Tryal; where,
Plaintiff, Defendant, and the Judge, Deaf were.
The Plaintiff pleaded, that He had much wrong;
His Cash was due, Five Moneths since. All night long,
Said the Defendant, my Mill went. Why strive,
Reply'd the Judge? your Mothers are alive.