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THE GOOD GIRL OVER THE WAY.

There once was a time when Mamma used to think
I was tidy, obedient, clever;
But now it is useless to seek for her praise:
She never bestows any—never!
My manners, my neatness, my talents, my dress,
In short, all I do or I say,
By force of comparison suffers eclipse
From the good girl over the way.

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That girl is a mystery harder to solve
Than my algebra's toughest equation,
Performing each duty in life with contempt
For the slightest approach to evasion.
A flesh-and-blood piece of perfection, and made
Of finer original clay,
What right have inferior mortals to rank
With the good girl over the way?
Her virtues would fill quite a volume: at school
She obtains all receivable medals,
Her management of the piano, I 've heard,
Is a queenship of keys and pedals;
Her worst composition is worthy of print,
French verbs she considers mere play;
And as for Geometry, Euclid was dull
To the good girl over the way.
Now I, who am favored with fair common-sense,
In my studies by no means deficient,
Dislike to encounter incessant rebuke
For simply not being omniscient.
My mind is made up; I shall certainly cease
All further attempt, from to-day,
To copy those wonderful traits that exist
In the good girl over the way.
Besides, it was only last evening I heard—
Who told me of course does n't matter;

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The person, I have not a doubt, was sincere,
And never intended to flatter—
Yes, only last evening I really heard
O such a nice somebody say
That one of my smiles would be worth a whole kiss
From the good girl over the way!