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CONTENTS.
PAGE
Uncle Consider, on Temperance, 9
Solitaire Diamonds, 13
Eli Perkins in Hot Water, 16
Eli on Fire-Proof Houses, 20
Dreadful Profanity, 23
Eli Perkins's Pen Pictures, 24
A Fifth Avenue Episode, 28
A Lonesome Man, 30
About Children, 34
Servantgalism, 38
Uppertendom, 40
Letter from Ant Charity, 45
The Literary Girl, 51
Uncle Consider as a Crusader, 55
Eli in Love, 58
Brown's Boys, 60
A Brown's Boy in Love, 66
Brown's Boys in New York, 68
Rich Brown's Boys, 74
Brown's Girls, 78
Advice to Young Men, 84
viThe Funny Side of Fisk, 87
Rev. Eli Perkins, 98
A Sad Man, 102
A Queer Man, 104
Eli's Happy Thoughts, 106
The Legal-Minded Man, 109
A Grateful Man, 111
A Consistent Man, 114
The Dancing Mania, 115
The Military Man, 117
The Horse Man, 119
The Pious Man, 120
A Frontiersman, 121
The Hackman, 124
Sewers and Sowers, 125
Hard on Lawyers, 127
E. Perkins—Attorney at Law, 129
How Donn Pirate Thrashed Eli Perkins, 131
A Day at Saratoga, 135
The Swells at Saratoga, 140
Minnie in Saratoga, 143
Married Brown's Boys at Saratoga, 150
Eli's Belle of Saratoga, 155
Brown's Boys at Saratoga, 157
Up to Snuff, 160
A Flirting Dodge, 162
Fall of Another Clergyman, 164
The Swell Dress Parade, 166
viiThe Good Man, 169
Owed to Franklin Statue, 172
A Parrot Story, 172
The Rat Story, 173
Travers and Clews, 173
Travers on Fisk and Gould, 174
Pawn-Shop Clothes, 175
Where Ducks Live, 175
Five Hundred Dollars Saved, 176
Tip of the Fashion, 177
Shirking from Work, 177
Trunk Smashers, 178
Eli on Dominie Ford, 179
A Hard Name, 179
Eli on the F. F. C's., 180
The Meanest Man Yet, 181
Newspaper Goke, 182
Eli on Ana, 182
Animate Nature, 183
Original Poetry, 183
Complimentary, 184
Babies, 184
Tight Lacing, 185
Som-et-i-mes, 185
Grammar, 186
Eli Perkins Blunders, 186
Nice Arable Land, 188
Money Close, 188
viiiIndifference, 189
The Whiskey War, 189
Fun in Washington, Ohio, 190
Terribly Indignant, 191
The Unsuspecting Man, 191
Very Dangerous, 192
Wood, 193
Saratoga Betting, 193
Wicked and Profane, 194
Mr. Marvin's Blunder, 194
Poor but Honest, 195
Precise Statements, 195
Early to Bed, 196
Personal Matters, 196
Small Feet, 197
Little Perkinsisms, 199
Eli Perkins's New Year's Calls 203
How Eli Perkins Lectured in Pottsville, 211
Scaring a Connecticut Farmer, 222
Eli Perkins as a Balloonatic, 225
The Shrewd Man, 233
Lost Children in New York, 237
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