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Finally, the committee appropriated
$200 to Dan Lyons to finance
a fact-finding mission to
the University of Hawaii to see
how their first-year committee
works.

The Committee will obtain the
funds needed for these added expenses
by levying a $2 per semester
property tax on all residents
of the Alderman Road Dormitories.

The help of University police
has been enlisted in extorting the
money from the unwilling Alderman
Road residents, it was disclosed.

The Cavalier Daily has been
informed that the Unicops have
agreed to help the committee in
return for support of their gun
carrying policies.