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THE UNOSTENTATIOUS CUCUMBER.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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THE UNOSTENTATIOUS CUCUMBER.

THE first basket of cucumbers appeared in our market last week. Cucumbers are man's earliest friends. In appearance they are the most unpretentious among vegetables; but in character they take the precedence. When a cucumber first comes around, there is a general feeling of uneasiness, arising from a doubt, whose subtle influence is felt throughout the community. But this uneasiness wears off alter a while, and suspicion gives way to genuine regard. In fact, there is not a vegetable which comes to the market that will command the respect a cucumber receives. When we see a cucumber, we are led to look back over its career. It has been a stormy one, even under the most favorable circumstances possible to cucumber development. Only about one in ten starting even in life ever reaches a position in society. There is some recompense, of course, in the excitement which arises from the dangers; and we can well believe that it must be eminently gratifying to a successful cucumber, when it has gained the victory, to find, that, instead of sinking into helpless old age,


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it has been taken into the bosom of an enthusiastic family, and in a very few hours will be exploring them. Nothing excites a cucumber. This has been its record since time began; and its self-possession, even in the presence of the most famous physicians and most successful coroners, has given rise to a popular proverb. What a cucumber has got to do, it does with all its might. It enters upon the work with intense enthusiasm; but it patiently waits the time of action. The great depth of its nature is hidden from the world until about three A.M.