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THE CHURCH-WARDEN AND THE CURATE.
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This is written in the dialect which was current in my youth at Spilsby and in the country about it.
I.
Eh? good daäy! good daäy! thaw it bean't not mooch of a daäy,Nasty, casselty weather! an' mea haäfe down wi' my haäy!
II.
How be the farm gittin on? noäways. Gittin on i'deeäd!Why, tonups was haäfe on 'em fingers an' toäs , an' the mare brokken-kneeäd,
An' pigs didn't sell at fall , an' wa lost wer Haldeny cow,
An' it beäts ma to knaw wot she died on, but wool's looking oop ony how.
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III.
An' soä they've maäde tha a parson, an' thou'll git along, niver fear,Fur I beän chuch-warden mysen i' the parish fur fifteen year.
Well—sin ther beä chuch-wardens, ther mun be parsons an' all,
An' if t'ōne stick alongside t'uther the chuch weänt happen a fall.
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Fur I wur a Baptis wonst, an' ageän the toithe an' the raäte,Till I fun that it warn't not the gaäinist waäy to the narra Gaäte.
An' I can't abeär 'em, I can't, fur a lot on 'em coom'd ta-year—
I wur down wi' the rheumatis then—to my pond to wesh thessens theere—
Sa I sticks like the ivin as long as I lives to the owd chuch now,
Fur they wesh'd their sins i' my pond, an' I doubts they poison'd the cow.
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Ay, an' ya seed the Bishop. They says 'at he coom'd fra nowt—161
But 'e creeäpt an' 'e crawl'd along, till 'e feeäld 'e could howd 'is oän,
Then 'e married a greät Yerl's darter, an' sits o' the Bishop's throän.
VI.
Now I'll gie tha a bit o' my mind an' tha weant be taakin' offence,Fur thou be a big scholard now wi' a hoonderd haäcre o' sense—
But sich an obstropulous lad—naay, naay—fur I minds tha sa well,
Tha'd niver not hopple thy tongue, an' the tongue's sit afire o' Hell,
As I says to my missis to-daay, when she hurl'd a plaäte at the cat
An' anoother ageän my noäse. Ya was niver sa bad as that.
VII.
But I minds when i' Howlaby beck won daäy ya was ticklin' o' trout,An' keeäper 'e seed ya an roon'd, an' 'e beal'd to ya ‘Lad coom hout’
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An' ya call'd 'im a clown, ya did, an' ya thraw'd the fish i' 'is faäce,
An' 'e torn'd as red as a stag-tuckey's wattles, but theer an' then
I coämb'd 'im down, fur I promised ya'd niver not do it ageän.
VIII.
An' I cotch'd tha wonst i' my garden, when thou was a height-year-howd ,An' I fun thy pockets as full o' my pippins as iver they'd 'owd ,
An' thou was as peärky as owt, an' tha maäde me as mad as mad,
But I says to tha ‘keeap 'em, an' welcome’ fur thou was the Parson's lad.
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An' Parson 'e 'ears on it all, an' then taäkes kindly to me,An' then I wur chose chuch-warden an' coom'd to the top o' the tree,
Fur Quoloty's hall my friends, an' they maäkes ma a help to the poor,
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Fur if iver thy feyther 'ed riled me I kep' mysen meeäk as a lamb,
An' saw by the Graäce o' the Lord, Mr. Harry, I ham wot I ham.
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But Parson 'e will speäk out, saw, now 'e be sixty-seven,He'll niver swap Owlby an' Scratby fur owt but the Kingdom o' Heaven;
An' thou'll be 'is Curate 'ere, but, if iver tha meäns to git 'igher,
Tha mun tackle the sins o' the Wo'ld , an' not the faults o' the Squire.
An' I reckons tha'll light of a livin' somewheers i' the Wowd or the Fen,
If tha cottons down to thy betters, an' keeäps thysen to thysen.
But niver not speäk plaain out, if tha wants to git forrards a bit,
But creeäp along the hedge-bottoms, an' thou'll be a Bishop yit.
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Naäy, but tha mun speäk hout to the Baptises here i' the town,164
Fur they've bin a-preächin' mea down, they heve, an' I haätes 'em now,
Fur they leäved their nasty sins i' my pond, an' it poison'd the cow.
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