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The Works of Peter Pindar [i.e. John Wolcot]

... With a Copious Index. To which is prefixed Some Account of his Life. In Four Volumes

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PROLOGUE.

TO THE CRITICS.

Now Winter gathers all his glooms,
And faintly Sol the world illumes;
Weak wand'rer, skirting pale the southern sky,
Yet squinting on the old blue road,
In summer with such splendor trod,
Now far, alas! above his wat'ry eye.
Well! just as Winter comes, so drear,
Behold the man of rhimes appear!
Much like the woodcock—bird too often bit;
When out are dogs, and sportsmen dire,
To try to fit him for the fire;
Doom'd soon to turn, poor fellow, on the spit!
Lo, from his shelt'ring shade he vainly springs!
With bleeding breast, crush'd legs, and broken wings,
And scatter'd plumes a cloud, and hanging head,
Down falls the emigrant, a lump of lead;
Soon seiz'd by Tray, expecting much applause,
Who, wriggling, brings the pris'ner in his jaws.

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Thus may it most unfortunately be,
Most venerable greybeards, with poor me!
Condemn'd, for want of poetry and wit,
To turn perchance upon your piercing spit;
Yet, sirs, I thank you for all favours past;
Hoping, moreover, they won't be the last:
And, sirs, whatever fate you may allot me,
Thanks, thanks, that hitherto you have not shot me.

So much to the liberal critics;—what shall I say to the illiberal?

Rake, if you please, the kennel of your brains,
And pour forth all the loaded head contains;
I shall not suffer by it, I am sure!—
Nay, my poetic plants will better thrive;
Exalt their heads and smile—be all alive;
As mud is very excellent manure.

Brother authors, attend unto the wisdom of Peter. Are the cries of the malevolent and envious against you? Be silent, and let your works fight their own battle. Are they good for nothing? Let them die. Possess they merit? They need not be afraid.—Bid your minds then sit calmly on their thrones, amidst the hurly burly of critical attacks.

Go take a lesson from the glorious sun,
Who, when the elements together run
In wild confusion—earth and wind and water,
Looks on the tumult down without dismay,
Nay, bright and smiling—seeming thus to say,
‘Lord! bustling gentlefolk, pray what's the matter?’