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A prude, you know's, a dry-cake, neither bitter, sour, nor sweet,
A coquet we'll call a sly-cake, that none wou'd wish to eat;
A soldier is a rum-cake, who frightens well our foe, sir,
And, pretty miss, a plumb-cake, a bride-cake we all know, sir.

(Speaking).
Few females, I fancy, but what are fond of a bride-cake; though they all declare, “O dear! don't talk to me about husbands;—I hate the nasty men!—I'm resolv'd I'll never be married!”—'Till somebody asks you, says I.—That's right, miss, take my advice, and—

Bride-cake buy again—of this I'm sure and sartin,
If you say you hate the men, it's all my eye and Peggy Martin.