Concerning the misprint in
Tuesdays C.D. Micheal Capobianco
is not the clean cut, upright young
man under whose picture his name
appears. But can be identified by a
pock-marked greasy face, matted
hair, and a pubic growth on the
upper lip and chin.
From the photo any moderately
intelligent person with a layman's
knowledge of phrenology can
immediately recognize his warped
state of mind. The peaceful
composure radiated by Mr.
Copobianco's visage is the result of
a revelation he experienced only
two years ago, that is, he had a
prefrontal lobotomy.
The other Liquifactionists
members, James Woll and myself,
have also been graced by a
prefrontal lobotomy, and
incidentally, are all good ole boys.
Robert C. Blankenship
Emperor of the Liquifactionists
