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THE SEASIDE-KNUT

I met a trouser-wearing shape
A-strolling by the sea.
I said to him: “Will you enlist?”
But he replied: “Not me!
“I know a trick worth two of that.”
I said to him: “Why not?”
“For many reasons,” answered he,
“The climate is too hot.
“It cuts into one's evening so
To be obliged to fight;
And then one wears such heavy boots,
And I prefer mine light.
“And then they make a beastly noise,
The bullet and the shell;
I'd rather hear ‘The Circus Girl,’
They play it here quite well.”

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“But if,” I said, “all English youths
Were in your way inclined?”
“Whether they are or not,” said he,
“I really shouldn't mind.
“I'm going now to have a drink,
A little sherbet hot;
Perhaps you'd split a bun with me,
Or would you rather not?
“The Lyons' place is very good,
Quite like a ‘lion's den.’”
He smiled, then yawned: “It's time for bed;
D'you know, it's nearly ten!”
And though a girl presented him
With a white feather, he
Seemed pleased. “It makes a change,” he said,
“In button-holes, you see!”