The Works of Peter Pindar [i.e. John Wolcot] ... With a Copious Index. To which is prefixed Some Account of his Life. In Four Volumes |
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Ye heroes, from your wives and turnips far,
Who wage so gloriously the flying war,
I give you joy of hand and leg endeavour;
And though ye sometimes chance to run away,
The generous General Murray's pleas'd to say,
‘'Tis very great indeed—'tis vastly clever.’
Who wage so gloriously the flying war,
I give you joy of hand and leg endeavour;
And though ye sometimes chance to run away,
The generous General Murray's pleas'd to say,
‘'Tis very great indeed—'tis vastly clever.’
O cut the Frenchmen's throats, the restless dogs!
O with the tiger's gripe upon them spring!
A pack of vile, degrading, horrid hogs;
To make a dirty cobbler of a king!
O with the tiger's gripe upon them spring!
A pack of vile, degrading, horrid hogs;
To make a dirty cobbler of a king!
See stool-propp'd majesty the leather spread!
Behold his pretty fingers wax the thread,
And now the leather on the lap-stone, hole;
Now puts his majesty the bristle in,
Now wide he throws his arms with milk-white skin,
And now he spits and hammers on the sole.
Behold his pretty fingers wax the thread,
And now the leather on the lap-stone, hole;
Now puts his majesty the bristle in,
Now wide he throws his arms with milk-white skin,
And now he spits and hammers on the sole.
And, lo! a rascal christen'd sans-culotte,
Leers on the window of his shed; and, lo!
He bawls (without of awe a single jot)
‘Come, Master King—quick, sirrah, mend my shoe.’
Leers on the window of his shed; and, lo!
He bawls (without of awe a single jot)
‘Come, Master King—quick, sirrah, mend my shoe.’
And see! the shoe the little monarch takes,
And, lo! at ev'ry stitch with fear he quakes—
Such is of Liberty the blessed fruit!
The name Licentiousness would better suit.
And, lo! at ev'ry stitch with fear he quakes—
Such is of Liberty the blessed fruit!
The name Licentiousness would better suit.
Behold Saint Crispin's picture, strange to tell,
The low-life cobbler's tutelary saint,
Of little Louis deck the dirty cell;
How diff'rent from the lofty Louvre's paint!
See! his hard master catches up the strap,
And lashes the young king's poor back and side—
How! flog his majesty!—for what mishap?
Ye gods! because he spoil'd a bit of hide!
The low-life cobbler's tutelary saint,
Of little Louis deck the dirty cell;
How diff'rent from the lofty Louvre's paint!
See! his hard master catches up the strap,
And lashes the young king's poor back and side—
How! flog his majesty!—for what mishap?
Ye gods! because he spoil'd a bit of hide!
Nay, hear the cruel tyrant thus exclaim:
‘Sirrah, there's nothing in a lofty name;
‘'Tis all mere nonsense, sound, and stuff together:
Don't think, because thy ancestors, so great,
Have to a paring brought a glorious state,
I give thee leave to spoil a piece of leather.’
‘Sirrah, there's nothing in a lofty name;
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Don't think, because thy ancestors, so great,
Have to a paring brought a glorious state,
I give thee leave to spoil a piece of leather.’
And now behold the little tears, like peas,
Course o'er his tender cheek in silence down;
And now, with bitter grief, he feels and sees
The diff'rence 'twixt a stirrup and a crown.
Course o'er his tender cheek in silence down;
And now, with bitter grief, he feels and sees
The diff'rence 'twixt a stirrup and a crown.
Folly! to make a cobbler of a king!
'Tis such a piece of madness to my mind!
What could Convention hope from such a thing?
The race is fit for nothing—of the kind.
'Tis such a piece of madness to my mind!
What could Convention hope from such a thing?
The race is fit for nothing—of the kind.
Heav'ns! then how dull I am!—It was disgrace
France meant to put upon the royal race;
‘Aye, and disgrace upon the cobbler too,’
Most impudently roars the man of shoe.
France meant to put upon the royal race;
‘Aye, and disgrace upon the cobbler too,’
Most impudently roars the man of shoe.
O from the lap-stone set the monarch free!
O snatch the stirrup from his royal knee;
Pull the hand-leather off and seize the awl!
Seize too the hammer that his fingers gall!
O snatch the stirrup from his royal knee;
Pull the hand-leather off and seize the awl!
Seize too the hammer that his fingers gall!
Soldiers! to Paris rush—strike Robespierre,
Knock Danton down, and crucify Barrere;
Crush the vile egg which from the serpent springs,
To dart th' envenom'd fang at sacred kings.
Knock Danton down, and crucify Barrere;
Crush the vile egg which from the serpent springs,
To dart th' envenom'd fang at sacred kings.
O soldiers, whose your skin-money, I pray?
At thirty guineas each—how dear your hides!
Much should I like the contract, let me say:
Thrice lucky rogue, that o'er your lives presides!
At thirty guineas each—how dear your hides!
Much should I like the contract, let me say:
Thrice lucky rogue, that o'er your lives presides!
Then pray don't grumble, sirs, should ye be shot;
That is to say, if ye desire to thrive;
For know, if death should prove your lucky lot,
You're worth a vast deal more than when alive.
That is to say, if ye desire to thrive;
For know, if death should prove your lucky lot,
You're worth a vast deal more than when alive.
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