University of Virginia Library

Be it known to all and
sundry——the French Department is
scheduling classes for the reading
days! Yes, comrades, this most
illustrious department, living
parasitically as it does by virtue of
the antiquated language
requirement, is again flaunting
itself, and this time in direct
contradiction to the edict ex
cathedra. Fie on thee, vile monster!

French Department: Justify
yourself!

Students Boycott!

Be it further known——H. B.
Johnson, Jr. history teacher
exemplar, has also scheduled class
for Tuesday, January 12, cancelling
that class that was righteously to be
held today, Thursday, January 7.

Action further despicable in that
he holds the threat of an
unexplained final exam, like the
Sword of Damocles, over out
innocent heads.

Students——rise against these
inhuman forces that would deprive
you of five days sleep. YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR
CHAINS.