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NOT READY FOR SCHOOL.

Pray, where is my hat—it is taken away,
And my shoe-strings are all in a knot!
I can't find a thing where it should be to-day,
Though I've hunted in every spot.
My slate and my pencil no where can be found,
Though I placed them as safe as can be;
While my books and my maps are all scattered around,
And hop about just like a flea.
Do, Rachel, just look for my Atlas up stairs,
My Æsop is somewhere there too
And sister, just brush down these troublesome hairs,
And mother, just fasten my shoe.

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And sister, beg father to write an excuse,
But stop, he will only say “No;”
And go on with a smile, and keep reading the news,
While every thing bothers me so.
My satchel is heavy, and ready to fall,
This old pop-gun is breaking my map;
I'll have nothing to do with the pop-gun or ball,
There's no playing for such a poor chap.
The town clock will strike in a minute, I fear,
Then away to the foot I must sink;
There—look at my Carpenter tumbled down here,
And my Worcester covered with ink.
I wish I'd not lingered at breakfast the last,
Though the toast and the butter were fine;
I think that our Edward must eat pretty fast,
To be off when I haven't done mine.
Now Edward and Harry protest they won't wait,
And beat on the door with their sticks;
I suppose they will say I was dressing too late;
To-morrow, I'll be up at six.