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Dear Sir:

You promiscuous pederasts,
you intellectual eunuchs, you
knotty-headed know-it-alls,
you castrated cretins, you
malignant masturbators, you
canker-riddled esoteric
shysters, you, you, you,
spoiled brats.

Just wait til next week
when I get a chance to tell you
all just what I think of you
when I come to Charlottesville
next.

Spiro T. Agnew