Once again, the searching eye of our roving photographer has caught another student in the act of trampling to death the beautiful grass of the Lawn. With the ground just barely soaking up the moisture from the recent snow, this student has hardly waited for the ground to dry before killing innocent beauty. When asked for his excuse, the student gave perhaps the most startling reply yet. Echoing the sentiments of Edgar Allen Poe, he stated "I don't want anything beautiful around me. The world should be a dark and gloomy place." All we can answer is "Go get him, squirrel."
