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CANTO III. THE PROGRESS.
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CANTO III. THE PROGRESS.

[I.]

'Twas one bright morn in merry May,
When all the fields were green and gay;
When in the covert of the grove,
Blithe songsters sit, and sing of love;
When roses bloom, or ought to bloom,
And all the air is one perfume;
When on the damsel's ruddy cheek
A thousand speaking blushes break;
Whern tadpoles wriggle in the mud,
Whence learned Colles of the blood.
The rapid circulation shows,
As all the world already knows—
'Twas then, as ancient legends say,
Childe Cockburn stout, got under way

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II.

The south wind blew a gentle gale,
That swell'd the bosom of the sail;
And swift the sister vessels glide,
Impatient o'er the weltering tide,
Till now the entrance of the bay,
Before their eyes wide open lay.
They saw the noble brothers twain,
Twin giants, guardians of the main,
Henry and Charles, renown'd I wot,
For something which I have forgot;
York-Town that made the Childe turn pale,

[Mr. Scott had under the head of York Town, given a long account of the siege of that place, the surrender of Cornwallis, and the subsequent acknowledgement of our independence. He then entered into an enquiry whether this separation was not more advantageous to Great Britain than to the colonies, and whether the latter would not have been much more prosperous and happy, if they had remained as they were. Conceiving this enquiry rather uninteresting to American readers, the editor has thought proper to omit it entirely.

Editor.]

And brought to mind the glorious tale,
Of stout Cornwallis, forc'd to yield,
Before our country's sword and shield.

III.

The Rappahanock soon they saw,
And then Potomack's yawning maw;

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So wide it seem'd, in sooth to say,
'Twould swallow up the mighty bay.
With merry shout and thundering rout,
They pass'd the bluff of Point Look-out,
Saw the pale shrine of St. Jerome,

The circumstance of a place on the shores of the Chesapeake, being called after St. Jerome, is not a little singular, and suggest a variety of interesting reflections. We learn from the legend of that eloquent saint, who was called the honey comb of doctors, “that he was a great traveller, and went about in divers distant countries preaching the gospel.” That he visited the shores of the Chesapeake, and abode there sometime is natural to suppose, from his giving name to that place; and his having preached the gospel there, is further corroborated by the extraordinary piety and strict habits of Religion, which I am told are observed among the people of that quarter.


Where time long past, he found a home.
Cox's rude cliff now near was seen,
And Cedar point all smiling green;
And Herring bay and Parker's isle,
Where nature wears her sweetest smile,
And fairies, as I was once told,
Their nightly revels love to hold;

Fairies are extremely scarce in America, though there is no inconsiderable number of witches, particularly in that part of the United States, aptly called New England, from its having, like Old England, a mighty propensity to boast of its superior “moral and religious habits.”

The only authentic account of the appearance or agency of a fairy which I have been able to procure from that country, was communicated to me by a very learned physician of one of the middle states. That gentleman writes me, on this interesting subject, as follows.

“Last summer as I was searching for flints, near the shores of the Musconaconck river, which runs at the foot of Schooley's mountain, a range stretching in a southwesterly direction through the state of New Jersey, and composed of alternate stratum of lime stone and granite, I was somewhat startled by the appearance of a little old woman, of very outré and singular appearance. She was crossing the river, mounted on the back of a tortoise. Her head was covered with a large bubble of azure colour; her spectacles were of the purest water, which by her art she had made to answer the purposes of glass; she had a coat of mail, made of the skin of a gold fish: her shield was a beautiful muscle shell; and her buskins were of sturgeon's nose, which bring incomparably elastic, must have exceedingly assisted her in walking, when inclined to that healthful, and too much neglected exercise.

“The appearance of her face was not a little outlandish, exhibiting a variety of incongruities, of the first order. Her hair was almost white, apparently with age, though her face was that of a beautiful girl of sixteen, except that her eyes were of a flint colour, and her teeth of the finest red coral. She guided the tortoise across the rippling wave, with graceful management; the little animal all the while singing most melodiously in praise of fairy land.

“As she reached the shore where I was standing, she dismounted from the tortoise, who making an elegant bow, slid back into the wave and disappeared, warbling the most delicious strains.

“Approaching this extraordinary lady, with all the deference due to her apparent rank, I enquired if she could direct me where I might find some flints. “Flints!” exclaimed she—in a great rage—“I'll flint you with a vengeance!” and thereupon, her eyes which I then discovered were of real flint-stone, struck out actual sparks of fire, exceedingly bright and luminous. Know, ignorant and presumptuous mortal,” continued she “that my name is Agathe Pyromaque, and that I am the guardian of this haunted stream, and yonder woody mountain, inhabited by millions of flinty hearted beings, who never forgive any rash mortal, who violates their sacred recesses. Prepare then to suffer the penalty of thy intrusion, which is to be turned into a flint, and inhabit a tinder-box for one hundred and eleven millions of moons, having for thy companion nothing but an old piece of steel, which whilom, figured as a learned professor, and with whom you may dispute and strike fire as much as you please.”

“So saying, she approached me, waving her wand, that looked like a little ivory ram rod, and already I felt the approaches of this terrible transformation. My teeth began to knock against each other, and at every blow, the sparks of fire came out of my mouth and nose, as if they had been actual chimneys, while my nails gradually assumed the appearance and consistency of gun-flints. At this awful moment I recollected that I had in my pocket a preparation for accomplishing an analysis of flint, by a most expeditious dissolution of its parts, and immediately sprinkled some of it over this diabolical damsel, who in less than five minutes, separated into her constituent parts, chalk and limestone, and disappeared.

“Immediately the whole space of ether was animated with millions of flints, meeting in the air with horrible rattling, as if a hundred thousand triggers had been drawn at the same instant, and nothing could be seen but innumerable sparks of fire, flashing and hissing about in a most extraordinary manner. This tremendous uproar was heightened by the general discharge of all the guns in the neighbourhood, that were furnished with flints from this mountain, which went off simultaneously of themselves, doing infinite damage, but killing no one, as no enchantment whatever has power over the life of man. When this uproar ceased, the air became calm and still, and again I beheld the serene sky, bending down upon the mountain top, upon which the last rays of the setting sun were playfully sporting, and saw the pure stream silently winding its way, like a serpent through the green grass, and reflecting in its transparent bosom, one of the loveliest scenes of nature.”


And oft by wandering wight are seen.
Tripping along the dewy green.

IV.

Steady the vessels held their way,
Coasting along the spacious bay,
By Hooper's strait, Micomico,
Nantikoke, Chickacomico,

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Dam-quarter, Chum, and Hiwassee.
Cobequid, Shubamaccadie,
Piankatank, and Pamunkey.
Ompomponoosock, Memphragog.
Conegocheague, and Ombashog,
Youghiogany, and Choctaw,
Aquakanonck, Abacooche;
Amoonoosuck, Apoquemy,
Amuskeag, and Cahokie,
Cattabunk, Calibogie,
Chabaquiddick, and Chebucto,
Chihohokie, and Chickago,
Currituck, Cummashawo,
Chickamoggaw, Cussewago,
Canonwalohole, Karatunck,
Lastly great Kathtippakamunck.
 

The reader acquainted with the geography of this country, will perceive that Mr. Scott, in his zealous pursuit of high sounding and poetical names, has brought together on the shores of the Chesapeake, places many of them, at least three thousand miles distant. The editor however being determined to give the poem just as he found it, has scrupulously retained these names, which are certainly highly sonorous, and only to be parallelled by a catalogue of Russian generals, or Indias chiefs.


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V.

At length they came where gazing eye,
A scene of beauty well mote spy.
Far distant up a winding bay,
Annapolis before them lay.
Its ancient towers so stately rose,
And wore an air of calm repose;
And though the hand of slow decay,
Had stol'n its ancient pomp away;
And sometimes in the dead of night,
The listening ear of wakeful wight,
Might hear old time, relentless crone!
Heave from its base some mould'ring stone,
That trembled on the ruin'd wall,
Ready at every touch to fall,

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Yet, still a noble sir it wore;
As if in distant days of yore,
Far better times it well had known,
Though now decay'd and aged grown.

VI.

Here deep in dozing counsel sate,
The master spirits of the state,
Talking in solemn grave debate,
How turnpike roads are cheapest made;
Or what discreet and trusty blade,
Is fit to Congress to be sent,
Their wisdom great to represent.
Gramercy! how their honours star'd
When stout Childe Cockburn's fleet appear'd!
The learned clerk began to stammer;
Down fell the speaker's wooden hammer;
And every wight, by terror aw'd,
In boxing phrase gan look abroad,
To see where best his legs might speed,
To some safe place, in case of need;

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“Adjourn! adjourn!” cried every one,
And so in sooth they did, hem-con.—

VII.

The sons of Tammany so stout,

I am told there is a curious society in the United States, instituted in honour of the Aborigines of that country, the patron of which is St. Tammany, who though I have found no traces of him in the early history of that country, may for aught I know to the contrary, be as redoubtable a champion, as any one of the seven of Christendom; always excepting honest little St. Andrew.

Be this as it may, this society has, by a sort of retrograde movement in the path of civilization, adopted not only an Indian tutelary saint, but many of the emblems, customs, names, and manners of their Indian neighbours, who are at present signalizing their gratitude on the borders of Canada. The sons of Tammany, as they affectionately denominate themselves, have probably of late become not a little sick of their patron Saint, and his whole race, and it is to be hoped will never again insult their wounded country, by the exhibition of such barbarous mummery, or degrade themselves by affecting either the dress, decorations, or manners, of such detestable monsters, who though, to the shame of every honest Briton, associated with the sole remaining “bulwark of our faith,” are only distinguishable from the tyger, by their form.


With bows and arrows straight turn'd out,
And valorously twang'd away,
At neighbouring Church, where sooth to say,
In sacerdotal pomp repos'd,
A mitre, which those wights suppos'd,
Was diadem, or Kingly crown,
Therefore resolv'd to have it down.

VIII.

The sons of Erin's Isle so green,
With stout Shillelahs too were seen.
Waiting to taste the coming fight,
And cry'd “By Jasus,” with delight
But finding that the hostile fleet,
Did not intend the town to greet

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And loth to have their pains for nought,
Set too, and with each other fought;
Till broken head, and bloody nose,
And pelting shower of stalwart blows,
Had cool'd their valour's furnace heat;
A parley then the heroes beat,
And pleas'd with this right pleasant fray,
Contented homeward took their way.

IX.

Childe Cockburn wonder'd in his mind,
Where he this vile French town might find;
And well I ween, did well believe,
Affrighted it had ta'en French leave,
And in a panic run away,
Like true militia in a fray.
Yet on the stately vessels plow'd,
Through curling wave, that ruddy glow'd,
With sunset's sweet and mellow beam,
That shed a mild, and gentle gleam,

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Of golden lustre o'er the tide,
That softly murmur'd far and wide.

X.

And now they came in gallant pride,
Where Susquehannah's noble tide,

The Susquehanna on whose south bank, and near whose mouth, the little town of Havre de Grace was situated, is a noble river. It rises in the State of New-York, where indeed, it will appear by an inspection of the map, many of the principal rivers of the United States find their source. This is the case of the Delaware; and if at any time the people of New-York should become jealous of the prosperity of Philadelphia, they have only to go to the head of that river, which is there a mere brook, and by giving it another direction, deprive that city of its water, and convert it at once into an inland place. I know not whether the citizens of Philadelphia are aware of the practicability of this plan, but at all events I advise them to treat the people of New-York with great attention and respect when they come there, and conciliate them as much as possible.


In silent pomp is seen to pay,
Its tribute to the lordly bay.
And on its beauteous margin spied,
The little town in rural pride,
Reposing in the folded arms
Of peace, nor dreaming of those harms,
Which fortune in her fitful spite,
Decreed should come that fatal night.

XI.

The sun low in the west did wane,
And cross the level of the plain;
The shadow of each tree the while,
Seem'd lengthen'd into many a mile;

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The purple hue of evening fell,
Upon the low sequester'd dell;
And scarce a lingering sunbeam play'd,
Around the distant mountains head.
The sweet south wind sunk to a calm,
The dews of evening fell like balm;
The night-hawk soaring in the sky,
Told that the twilight shades were nigh;

This bird was generally supposed to be the whip-per-will, until the ingenious Mr. Wilson, the excellent and indefatigable ornithologist of America, demonstrated the contrary. It is an evening bird, and is seen about sun-set and twilight in the country; sometimes solitary, but very frequently in great numbers. When alone, you may see it gradually rising in the air until almost out of sight, and then descending with prodigious velocity until very near the surface of the earth. When at the end of this rapid descent, it expands its wings to shoot again into the sky, it makes a rushing noise, which may be heard in the stillness of a summer evening at a great distance.


The bat began his dusky flight,
The whip-per-will, our bird of night,
Ever unseen, yet ever near,
His shrill note warbled in the ear;

The whip-per will, like the owl, in America is connected with many tales of superstition; it is a rare poetical bird, and with the exception of the phœnix and the nightingale, neither of which are known in that quarter of the world, will stand the poets of that country more in stead than any other bird whatever. Independently of the ominous forebodings of speedy mortality, which his appearance under, or near a window, is sure to create, there is a lone and desolate obscurity in its character, that recommends it wonderfully to the imagination. In the summer twilight he is heard at intervals, and almost always singly, whistling his solitary notes, changing his position now and then, and often startling the peasant, as he is going home alone through the woods. It is very difficult to get sight of him, as he is rarely visible until the dusk of the evening; and his flight is so sudden and so swift, as to elude the attention, thus suddenly excited by the rustling of his wings. It is said that the appearance of his flight has something peculiar, resembling what is called “flitting;” a motion, which from time immemorial, has been appropriated to ghostly shadows.

It is related among the transformations of the heathen mythology, that Pandion, king of Athens, was changed into a whoop-o-e, at the same time that one of his daughters was metamorphosed into a nightingale. The whip-per-will, whose name is derived from the sound of his cry, is probably the same as the hoop-o-e; the latter of which names approaches in reality, much nearer the sounds uttered by this bird, than the former. This suggestion receives additional force, from the circumstance of the nightingale, and the whip-per-will, being both night birds, and both fond of solitude; which traits of coincidence, would seem to indicate their former intimate relationship.


The buzzing beetle forth did hie,
With busy hum and heedless eye;
The little watchman of the night,
The fire-fly, trimm'd his lamp so bright,

This little insect is another treasure to the American poet, who living as it were in a new world, has a better opportunity of introducing new imagery, than those of the worn-out and exhausted countries of the other three quarters of the globe, which are drained to the very dregs. If instead of glow-worms and nightingales, who are as common as farthing candles and fiddlers, he will now and then give us a little of real American scenery and imagery, the advantage of novelty will at least be obtained. In all countries there are objects, or at least combinations of objects, peculiar to itself; and it should be the business of the poet to catch these peculiarities of feature, which constitute the individuality of a country, without slavishly treading in the steps of others of different nations. I myself have seen the glow-worm foisted into an American night-piece, and heard the nightingale piping at the same time, though well aware that the glow-worm is so rare as never to constitute any accustomed feature of an evening landscape, and the nightingale not known at all in that country, except in the barren fancy of some servile imitator, who believes that because the English poets sing of that interesting bird, he must set her piping in the American forest.


And took his merry airy round,
Along the meadows fragrant bound,
Where blossom'd clover bath'd in dew.
In sweet luxuriance blushing grew

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XII.

O nature! goddess ever dear,
What a fair scene of peace was here!
What pleasant sports, what calm delights,
What happy days, what blameless nights,
Might in such gentle haunts be spent,
In the soft lap of bland content!
But vain it is, that bounteous heav'n,
To wretched man this earth has given;
Vain, that its smiling face displays,
Such beauties to his reckless gaze,
While this same rash malignant worm,
Raises the whirlwind and the storm,
Pollutes her bosom with hot blood,
Tarns to rank poison all her good,
And plays before his maker's eyes,
The serpent of this paradise.

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The fiddle stop'd; and sudden rose
The music of the minstrel's nose.
Though hush'd the song, the son'rous sound,
Amaz'd the nodding audience round:
Now it seems far, and now a-near,
Now meets, and now eludes the ear;
Now seems like couch-shell echoing wide,
Along some misty mountain's side;
Now like the low and solemn knell,
Of village church, in distant dell;
Now the sad requiem loads the gale,
And seems like tithe-pig's smother'd wall,
As pent in bag, to pay the tolls,
Of parish priest—for saving souls.
Seems now a groan, and now a squeak,
Now through bass, and now shrill shriek
As when some methodistic crew,
Meet in their midnight gospel stew,

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Babble blasphemous nonsense there,
And with loud rant, some dotard scare:
Till tumbling breathless to the ground,
The pious mountebanks flock round;
Breathe bitter moans—muffle, and then,
Through vocal nose, cry out “Amen!”
After his nap—they mov'd him tell,
How he who fiddle play'd so well,
Could fall asleep mid such sweet tones,
And vex their ears, with these strange moans?
But ere the minstrel could reply,
A shout in distant room rose high,
And made the noble lady start,
While beat Lord Joline's stalwart heart;
Though ne'er in midnight raid of yore,
That stalwart heart had beat before.
Rous'd all the train, and pour'd amain,
To see what caus'd this ranting strain;
And soon they came, where sooth to say,
Was ne'er such sight of gallants gay.

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Around the table's verge was spread,
Full many a wine bewildered head
Of student, learn'd from Nassau-Hall,
Who broken from scholastic thrall,
Had set him down to drink outright,
Through all the livelong merry night,
And sing as loud as he could bawl;
Such is the custom of Nassau-Hall.

Students in all ages, have been noted for their love of frolicking and mischief. In Spain it has passed into a proverb; and to say that a man is “as mischievous as a collegian or a monkey,” conveys an idea of a superlative pickle. It has been supposed that this propensity might be traced to the strict rules of scholastic discipline that exist in colleges, under the restraints of which, the student being rather uneasy, will make himself ample amends, by plunging into all the excesses of liberty, whenever he is indulged with a temporary relaxation.

For my part, I cannot but attribute it to his becoming early familiar with the classic writers, particularly the poets, whose drinking odes, and animated descriptions of convivial parties, are enough to fire the imagination of youth with an irresistible desire of carousing it lustily. One of Horace's wet odes, or more especially one of Anacreon's, is a greater provocative to drinking than a salt herring, and it is little to be wondered at, if by the frequent perusal of these inflammatory productions, the unfortunate youths become notable frequenters of taverns. As mischief is generally a concomitant of drinking, that too is to be traced to the same “Pierian Spring.”

That such is the true source of these remarkable habits of collegians, is pretty clearly demonstrated by this, that as soon as they leave College, and forget their Greek and Latin, which they do for the most part in a year or two, they become sober personages, and are no longer distinguishable from the rest of their fellow creatures by their frolicsome and mischievous propensities.

The true way to remedy this crying evil would be to make a good fire in the College yards, and then institute an enquiry, similar to that held by the Curate and Barber over Don Quixote's library. Or perhaps it would be still more effectual to have all these combustible books, together with the whole scandalous chronicle of ancient classical mythology, burnt by the hands of the common hangman.

The odes of Horace and Anacreon, would be well replaced by the minstrelsy of the Border; the haunts of the nymphs, the fauns, and the dryades, might be very respectably occupied by the goblins, the witches, and water-wraithes; and if a mythology is absolutely necessary, Mr. Southey has introduced us to one much more novel, stupendous, and incomprehensible, than even that of Scandinavia.


No Latin now, or Heathen Greek,
The senior's double tongue can speak;
Juniors, from fam'd Pierian fount,
Had drank so deep, they scarce could count
The candles on the reeling table;
While emulous Freshmen hardly able,
To drink—their stomachs were so full,
Hiccup'd—and took another pull.
Right glad to see their merry host,
Who never wine or wassal crost,
They will'd him join the merry throng,
And grace their revels with a song.

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That stalwart lord, a royster wight,
That never flinch'd by day or by night,
Obedient to the guests high law,
Clear'd his hoarse throat, with a hem and a haw,
And with a most alarming twang,
His merry descant loudly sang.

Lord Joline's Song.

Professors are always a preaching and bawling,
And drinking good liquor, sheer beastliness calling.
They say that the head-ache and tavern bills float,
In each glass of good stingo, that flows down the throat—
Yet whoop boys! a fig for your musty professors,
They all are no better than father confessors.
Professors, they call it the D---l to taste,
The ripe swelling lip of a bar-maid so chaste;
They say that such wenches are cunning and sly,
And lure you young lads with a glance of the eye

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Yet whoop boys! kiss all of them over and over,
Till they redden like fields of our fresh ruddy clover.
Professors they preach and palaver, my boys,
And prate of stiff larning, and cramp all your joys;
They're paid for it too, then why should they not,
It helps them to tipple and toss off the pot.
Then whoop Suthron lads! sweet Margery—caress her!
Drink deep—laugh and sing, and d---n the professor.
A knocking heard the door without,
Stay'd in mid roar the merry rout;
A Freshman stagger'd to the door,
And shouted, loud as he could roar,
“Joy! joy! the travelling fiddler's come,
“His merry eat-gut strings to strum;
“And many lads and lasses too,
“A buxom, witching, merry crew;
“As love's true gramary ever knew,
“From country round are come, they say,
“To dance the livelong night away.”

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Flew ope the door—and in there came,
Full many a dancing loving dame,
With chintz short gown, and apron check'd.
And bead with long-ear'd lawn cap deck'd
And high heel'd shoe, and buckles shene,
And bosom prank'd with box-wood green
With these well pair'd, came many a lad,
With health and youthful spirits glad:
To caper nimbly in Scotch reel,
With toes turn'd in, and outward heel.